Worst state in the union:
Ohio because it smells like sh*t over there. Then again PA kinda reeks too. Or Massachusetts because I had bad allergies there once.
How much money is in your savings account?
$25. I am well on my way to paying back my $50,000 loans.
Snuggling, spooning or butterfly kisses?
Snuggling. Spooning makes me feel vulnerable and guys look gay when they try to give butterfly kisses.
Would you rather have you back rubbed or your hair played with?
Hair played with. Back rubs give me Vietnam flashbacks to the 6th grade when my History teacher got hands-y with the girls in my class.
What would be your favorite part about being a guy if you were one?
I could hang posters of naked women up in my room without feeling weird. Not that I do that now. I don't.
What're you wearing right now, baby?
Hollister clothing. Also garlic butter. Thank you, Red Lobster.
What's the worst/best rumor you've ever heard about someone you know?
Well, during my Sophomore year of high school there was this absurd rumor that had to do with our Religion teacher, a girl in my class, and sex. But after watching the news and finding out he kidnapped her and took her to Canada, we realized it wasn't exactly a rumor. And then I realized I've had really bad luck with childhood educators.
When you use public restrooms do you hover over the toilet?
Yes, and people make fun of me for it. But they can kiss my sweet germ-fee ass.
Guilty pleasure (not something lame like cookie dough):
Throwing stuff at the squirrels at Penn State.
Have you ever hooked up with someone you met on the internet?
I had a thing with Tom for a while. He dumped me, but the joke's on him because I deleted my MySpace. Eat it Tom!
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