Um, wouldn't you rather I do it like EVERYONE was watching?

I'm completely freaked out by hotel bed linens. You should see the strip-search I do before I go to sleep when I'm away from home. I've got the ultraviolet light from "Room Raiders" and everything. I just assume every hair I find is one of the pubic variety... I can't help it, okay?!

Bob Ross! That guy had MAD talent. What did Mister Rogers ever do besides wear a sweater vest and fall asleep in his rocking chair?

Oh gee wiz, there are so many. I've been really into "Glycerine" lately, though. Don't worry, Bush. I WON'T let the days go by.

:achem: Antithetical. From the Greek "antithetikos", meaning to set in opposition to. No, but seriously, isn't that just the adjective form of antithesis? Like, Miley Cyrus is the antithesis of actual talent?

Due to financial issues, I actually started a new school my senior year. I was only there for about six weeks before the ballots for senior superlatives went around but somehow, I ended up being voted "most likely to become a famous musician." I was really, really flattered, especially because there were over 500 people in the class--including some incredibly talented musicians. (you can listen to my music at www.myspace.com/stephiecoplan.)

I'll deliver a socially conscious answer and say that thanks to global warming, we're ALL hot.

I'd like to say that I could ruin LOTS of lives by answering this question, but the sad truth is that I don't pay attention to gossip. Ioo many details to remember, too many facts to keep straight... it's just not worth it.

Drunk food? How will I maintain my svelte figure if I'm always boozing and eating?

Nope, but ask me again after I check CollegeHumor 24/7 this week at work. (and then tell me if there are any positions available on your site because I wanna write for you guys.)