Stephie from Somerville, MA

School: Tufts University Year: Senior Major: Philosophy/Pre-Law

Get to know Stephie
  • If you were to dance, would you do it like no one was watching?

    Um, wouldn't you rather I do it like EVERYONE was watching?

  • What's your biggest fear that isn't something boring like spiders?

    I'm completely freaked out by hotel bed linens. You should see the strip-search I do before I go to sleep when I'm away from home. I've got the ultraviolet light from "Room Raiders" and everything. I just assume every hair I find is one of the pubic variety... I can't help it, okay?!

  • Bob Ross or Mister Rogers and why?

    Bob Ross! That guy had MAD talent. What did Mister Rogers ever do besides wear a sweater vest and fall asleep in his rocking chair?

  • What's the most embarrassing song you know all the words to?

    Oh gee wiz, there are so many. I've been really into "Glycerine" lately, though. Don't worry, Bush. I WON'T let the days go by.

  • Define "antithetical". Don't cheat.

    :achem: Antithetical. From the Greek "antithetikos", meaning to set in opposition to. No, but seriously, isn't that just the adjective form of antithesis? Like, Miley Cyrus is the antithesis of actual talent?

  • What was your senior superlative? Senior quote?

    Due to financial issues, I actually started a new school my senior year. I was only there for about six weeks before the ballots for senior superlatives went around but somehow, I ended up being voted "most likely to become a famous musician." I was really, really flattered, especially because there were over 500 people in the class--including some incredibly talented musicians. (you can listen to my music at www.myspace.com/stephiecoplan.)

  • Are you hot?

    I'll deliver a socially conscious answer and say that thanks to global warming, we're ALL hot.

  • What's the worst/best rumor you've ever heard about someone you know?

    I'd like to say that I could ruin LOTS of lives by answering this question, but the sad truth is that I don't pay attention to gossip. Ioo many details to remember, too many facts to keep straight... it's just not worth it.

  • Ideal drunk food:

    Drunk food? How will I maintain my svelte figure if I'm always boozing and eating?

  • Have you ever been fired from a job?

    Nope, but ask me again after I check CollegeHumor 24/7 this week at work. (and then tell me if there are any positions available on your site because I wanna write for you guys.)