Tell us an original joke.
Hmmm, this one is tough. Does it have to be MY original joke or can it be anyone's original joke?
What's the funniest thing in the world to you?
My cat. She kind of acts like a dog sometimes, but way less cool. And she is also incredibly lazy and fat which makes her fun to chase.
Favorite look on a guy:
I don't really have one. I like guys that are taller than me with longish hair and that generally look laid back.
What would be your favorite part about being a guy if you were one?
Definitely have to say not having to shave my legs would be pretty awesome.
Have you ever been to Disney World? If so, why?
Yes, I have. I was on a quest to find singing birds and mice that would dress me every morning when I woke up.
What's the most awkward sexual experience you've ever had?
Ever seen that scene in Superbad when the girl wants to give Michael Cera's character a blow job with her mouth? Well, it went down a little something like that except I attempted it with my ear. Not fun. Ok, it wasn't that ridiculous but there was definitely vomit involved and it was really embarrassing at the time.
If the moon became an independent nation what do you think would be a good name for the moon country?
Well, I'm sure since it is Lance Bass of 'Nsync's goal in life to go to the moon, he would also make it his goal to become the first president there or something like that. So, the name of the moon country would be The United Nation of Lame Boy Band Members because once Lance goes, they will all follow.
What's the fattest fat person food you like?
Gum that isn't sugar free? I hear it causes people to gain a lot of weight, but I can't help but treat myself to one piece once a week to replace any given meal. But really, I enjoy eating McDonald's cause I am classy like that.
Have you ever been more attracted to a boyfriend's brother?
Yeah, a couple of years ago. But he was only like 8 at the time so there were some issues with the law that prevented me from expressing my feelings for him.
I hate it when people are really loud and talkative and generally happy in the morning when I've just woken up.
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