Brittany from Hilo, HI
School: University of Hawaii Year: Junior Major: Business
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If you could live anywhere, where wouldn't it be?
It wouldn't be Darfur, they don't have many malls there, and well, that would like totally suck ='(
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What's the funniest thing in the world to you?
AIDS. I mean, we thought we had the apes with the whole "evolution" thing, and by calling them lesser evolved versions of us, but then the monkeys turned around and made sure they had the last laugh with this whole "spreading a disease with no cure" thing. Man, they got us there!
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Most awkward sex move:
The good ol' fashioned lobster-kabob. Man, my ankles and shoulder-blades never hurt so much!
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Would you rather have you back rubbed or your hair played with?
My back rubbed, you don't touch the hair -- no seriously. Don't.
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What's your biggest fear that isn't something boring like spiders?
I'm really afraid of crocodiles and alligators and I'm not sure why. I SHOULD be afraid of whitey, cuz he's the REAL threat.
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What would you say your secret talent is? Everyone has one. Just think.
The ability to turn heads with my bodayy. Ow owww!
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Dream job:
I would love to be a celebrity. It would be fun to just go shopping all day and spend all of my money on things I'll wear once and then throw away (it would be DISGUSTING to donate my clothes and give them the chance of being worn on someone ...UGLY)... hmm, that or a humanitarian.
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Write an excerpt from your middle school diary.
"Dear diary, OMG today was so embarrassing! I was sitting in the middle of my English class during silent reading when suddenly I had to sneeze REALLY badly. Well, I didn't want to attract a ton of attention to myself, so just as I was about to sneeze I plugged my nose, hoping to silence it and get on with my life. well, I guess all of the air that I trapped inside my nose just NEEDED to get out because the next thing I know I let out a little but very audible fart. And not just any fart, it was one of those raspberry sounding farts, and EVERYONE heard. Oh god. I hope all of these rumors about Y2K and the end of the world are true, cuz I'm not sure I'll EVER live this one down!"
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Top 5 websites:
Wikipedia.com -- an excellent source for reliable information when you're trying to pump out three 15 page papers in one night! youtube.com -- everyone's shot at their 15 minutes of fame! myspace.com -- a good, wholesome place to see people as they really are, in everyday life, and not just how they want you to see them. I especially like that it's not trying to be like facebook AT ALL! kidsexchange.net -- a really good website for obvious reasons. just look at the url, need i say more?! And lastly I would like to say, collegehumor.com, because without them, none of this would have been possible. Thank you, thank you!
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Do you legitimately hate anyone?
Yes! Who does this Dalai lama guy think he is, anyway?! And who is he kidding with those -- robes. Ugh.
