Cute College Girls

Get to know Lindsay

If you were to dance, would you do it like no one was watching?

I know I can't dance. But I do anyway, and I own it. Probably painful and a bit tragic to watch, but it's all about how much fun it is at the time. I just wanna dance, man. I just wanna dance.

Would you rather have you back rubbed or your hair played with?

Ooo, tough call. Can't I have both? Alright, alright, I'd go with the back rub just because there's more contact. Were you offering?

What is your favorite online video?

I LOVE the Australian Party dude with the yellow sunglasses! He's my idol. I would not have been as nice to the news anchor as he was, though. I probably would have told her that she was just jealous because she wasn't invited.

What is the grossest thing you ever ate?

My grandpa is 100% Polish, and he makes this soup out of duck blood... It's pretty popular over there I guess. He's been trying to get me to eat it for years and a few months ago he made it again and bugged me to try it again. This time he made the sad puppy dog face, I had to! But it was so disgusting.

Do your boobs have names? If so what are they?

Not yet. I haven't come up with any names that are worthy. My boobs are pretty much awesome. Got any ideas?

What's up? My boy Trey is having like, this beach Beer BQ thing at his house with a couple close friends, you doing anything tonight?

Say hey! I'll be there... is it cool if I bring some of my girls with? We'll throw down SO ILL (Southern Illinois) style.

Have you ever seen your parents naked?

Thank God no! That's a line which should never, I repeat NEVER be crossed!

Current ringtone:

My phone is a piece of crap! I can't get ringtones on it. All it does is ring like a house phone. The best ringer I've had, though, was Who Are You by the Who. Who wouldn't want to pick that up? It made me wonder who it was every time.

Worst job you've ever had:

An office job that my mom got for me when I was 17. I sat and looked out the window for 9 hours everyday, and the old lady who worked next to me played gospel church music all day. But the absolute worst thing about it was, it was right across the street from the mall, so I'd blow my whole paycheck on lunch break every Friday.

Have you ever been fired from a job?

Of course not! Who in their right mind would fire me? If I'm getting paid, I get the job done.