Alyson from Germantown, TN

School: University of Memphis Year: Freshman Major: Psychology

Get to know Alyson
  • How do you get to the highway from here?

    Where are we again?

  • Let me guess, you're a tomboy right? Why are you lying to me?

    No, in most ways I'm pretty stereotypically female. I just chill with the boys because, well, I like 'em better

  • Favorite look on a guy:

    Nothing too particular, just bright eyes and a smile. <3

  • Do you fart?

    Loudly and in public.

  • What Disney character would you be and why?

    Mulan, because she pretty much single-handedly defeated the Huns.

  • What is the closest you've ever been to Canada?

    Indianapolis, and it's too damn cold for me. I'm a southern girl.

  • Worst injury:

    When I was three I started playing in a fire ant hill and got covered in them. I don't remember it, but my mom sprayed me down with a hose to get them off. Apparently I was all swollen from head to toe, and generally not a happy camper.

  • Define all the bases.

    1st: Making out 2nd: Feeling up 3rd: Oral 4th: Penetration (hell yes)

  • Worst job you've ever had:

    Dry cleaners my junior year of high school. My bosses would yell at each other in Korean and turn of the heat or AC mid-season to save money. But I don't complain that much about my job; it was my choice to apply there, after all.

  • Why is that one girlfriend from high school such a stupid bitch now who you hate?

    I only had one girlfriend in high school, and given, she is a stupid bitch, but I still love her madly.