What is the closest you've ever been to Canada?
I've flown over it once or twice on the way to/from Europe and my friend has told me stories about how he goes to Canada for fun on the weekends (he lives in Idaho)...but I think the farthest north I've ever been is Pennsylvania and that doesn't really count as close to Canada does it? If I had actually been to Canada then I could put that. Too bad.
What's the most awkward sexual experience you've ever had?
I went on vacation in Tunisia for graduation at an all inclusive resort with my best friend and my dad. We caught the attention of two pool boys and at the end of the week proceeded to drink one too many mojitos with them at the hotel bar. The one who liked me (and also offered my dad 100,000 camels for my hand) led me to like the boiler room or something (where there are no chairs or anything). Because of our height difference (he was like 20 ft tall) it just wasn't working. I was bumping into pipes and he was getting frustrated and I was just finding the whole experience really humorous. Finally we gave up. We still had two days left on vacation and the rest of the time was spent avoiding the two pools boys because my friend had an equally weird experience on the couches at the bar. Ha.
Where was your first date with a boy?
To see Fast and the Furious at the military theater in North Carolina. He left me because I guess I'm a boring date. But I don't really know how exciting the movies can be... He should have picked something more fun.
Are you hot?
Well, yes, to put it simply.
I was rearranging furniture in my bed room and I had this like old school TV with a metal flippy downy thing in the front to control volume/channel etc. My room was a disaster with all my furniture all over the place and I had to like shimmy around the TV to get to my bed to move it. The metal panel was down and I ran into it with my leg. This panel seriously made like a 6 inch gash in my thigh and it bled and bled and now I have a sick nasty scar that people always ask about. I've never broken anything though. I have strong bones! Watch as soon as I submit this I break my leg.
What's the worst/best rumor you've ever heard about someone you know?
I went to a really small high school. My graduating class was like 53. I probably heard every rumor in the book, especially about myself. One of the worst ones ever was that I hooked up with one of my best friends at a 4th of July party (that my boyfriend was at!). That one hung around all the way 'til graduation. People never forgot, even though it wasn't true and I guess that's what made it so bad. Usually rumors only hang around for like a week or so. That one just circulated.
Have you ever shot a gun?
No. Unless that Cabella's hunting video game counts. Or the guns they have at Bass Pro Shops. You know how they have the ducks and bears and deer and things all set up and you shoot like a laser or something at the little target? Haha I'm awful at it.
Ideal drunk food:
WHATTABURGER! Hands down. Or there's this local place in Tallahassee called Guthries. At least I think it's local... I think it only opens during drunk hours 'cause they know people wouldn't eat their food if they were sober. It's a heart attack in a box. But mmmmm that Guthries secret sauce is something else!
Have you ever met an internet friend in real life?
Actually, yes! And it didn't lead to abduction, surprisingly.
Worst job you've ever had:
I've only had like one job. Ever. It was pretty amazing. I worked at a pool over the summer, not even as a life guard or anything. So basically I got paid to lay out in the sun all day. Sometimes though kids would come in with this summer camp and every once in a while we'd find poop in the pool and have to close down for the day. Gross. These kids were in like 3rd grade, too.
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