Cute College Girls

Get to know Jennifer

What are some pick up lines that work? What definitely doesn't work?

I don't know if there really is a pick up line that actually works. I usually like it when a guy notices something obscure about me like something I do or like something that he has noticed about me. I'd say "no thank you" to these... Is there a keg in your pants? Because I'd like to tap that. Or the one that my friends little brother always tries to pull: I went fishing and I caught a fish that was this big and you say this a couple times and each time the space between your hands gets bigger and eventually his arm is creeping around your neck.

If you had to eliminate one food group, you could never eat it again, which one would you choose?

It would most definitely be the meat group! I am not a vegetarian, however, I do not eat red meat, it's gross. I usually tell that to people and they want to know if I ever just desire a big, juicy, steak. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Do your boobs have names? If so what are they?

They don't actually! I guess left boob and right boob will have to do.

If we all had novelty gravestones, what would yours say?

I get to sleep in today.

What's the worst/best rumor you've ever heard about someone you know?

I've heard so many rumors in my lifetime are any rumors good? I guess the ones that are about people you don't particularly love are good, but that's good in an evil way.

Have you ever been grounded?

Have I ever been grounded!? I think I spent half of my high school years grounded. BAMF.

Worst job you've ever had:

Over the summer I work for a temp agency and last summer I got placed at this market research company. It was terrible! The office was full of goons and all you did was call all over the country and read survey questions. People would get annoyed because its a lot like telemarketing and they would be so rude. The Team Manager was a real witch too. She would sit at the front desk and eat the whole day and yell at everyone in the room for not performing up to her expectations. I used to get really bored there too because we were not permitted to use the internet (so no CollegeHumor or Facebook), I would write my mom long notes about everything I did there, which wasn't a whole lot because after a while I just would show up and sit there for most of the day.

Have you ever hooked up with someone you met on the internet?

I have not, I prefer to meet my men off line, there's something almost creepy about the possibility of having an intense relationship with someone who you think is a 20-something year old man who enjoys listening to music and driving his car and the reality of them being a silly 12 year old, who hasn't quite hit puberty, has a bed time at 11:30, and the only car he drives is on GTA4.

Pet peeve:

I have a few! When you're reading a newspaper and someone reads it over your shoulder. That kills me, wait your turn! In class when you sit in front of a person who likes to tap the back of your chair with their foot. When my roommate says "mir" every 15 seconds. When my mom nags me (I hope she doesn't read this, I'll get a nagging call from her).

If you were stuck on a deserted island what 3 things would you bring?

1. A large knife: cut wood to make a tent, hunt for food, make clothes 2. My boyfriend: I'll need someone to talk to. 3. A survival handbook.