I do not have any original jokes but this is one of my favorites since I am a bartender: Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night so I went to a shrink and told him... "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there is somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor. "I'll sleep on it," I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked. "Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so?" with an attitude he asked, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you? "He told me to cut the legs off the bed. - Ain't nobody under there now!"

Wannabe - by The Spice Girls

I'm thinking 40 as long as Honey Mustard is involved.

I was actually born in Ogdensburg, NY which is right across the St. Lawrence River from Canada. I have been there several times when I was a kid. I love Niagra Falls.

1st base- French Kissing 2nd Base- Fondling or groping 3rd Base- playing with the Twat-Waffle or the Junket Pumper Home run- the girl is now a d*ck-pillow for the guy or aka: banging

On me? I would have to say my feet.

Pancakes and pot roast from IHOP

1. Collegehumor.com--- duh! 2. youtube.com 3. victoriassecret.com 4. Facebook.com- gotta keep up with my peeps 5. target.com

I don't think I have ever tried but I do have a long tongue like Gene Simmons... Ya know how they say it's physically impossible to lick your own elbow?- Well I can do that.

No, I think it shows character and sensitivity.