You know what, I've never liked Nickelback. For some reason, they are (to me) the worst of the cookie-cutter rock bands that are on the scene right now. I went through an indie-rock music-snob phase for a while after working at my University's radio station my freshman year and I think that's when I began to dislike their music.

Any sex move performed in a car is pretty awkward. If you can get past the fear of being caught in a foggy car by campus police/park police/the real police, it's still hard to actually get enough room to comfortably go at it. If anyone has any bright ideas on the subject, let me know.

Has to be Thunderstruck by AC/DC. It's one of my favorite songs to booze to. Some of my best memories from college had this song as the soundtrack. I'm sure it was the soundtrack to a few good times that I've never been able to remember as well.

Oh man, take me to McDonald's after a night downtown and I'm a chicken nugget bottomless pit. Normally though, I'd eat just as much as it takes to get me a date with Amir ;-)

This one's easy. Most of my friends are guys and I always envy them when we go out drinking because they never have to wait in line for the bathroom and they can pee discreetly on the way back to the car from the bars. I remember one time I got lost on the way home from a bar that was about an hour away from where I lived and I was in pain by the time I got home, I had to pee so badly. I hate that girls take forever to go to the bathroom in bars and at parties and it's so much more inconvenient for us to go when there isn't a bathroom around.

I hooked up with a guy who had a Prince Albert once. If you don't know what it is, you probably don't need to or want to. It was a little weird at first fooling around in the dark and unexpectedly finding a piercing down there. I got into it after a while though, it was fun to play with!

A satirical northerner's guide to the south and vice versa. Maybe throw someone from Alabama into New York City and throw someone from the city into Alabama. See how long it takes for each of them to go crazy.

Pizza hands down. Every college town has that one pizza place that you always go to after the bars and think it has the most amazing food you've ever had in your life... until you ruin it by going there without the magical powers of alcohol and realize that it's on a par with the pizza you used to get in the lunch room as a kid (I swear that stuff was made out of cardboard).

"I'm having the best time of my life!"

If I threw two seductive looks your way, would it be too much for you to handle?