Kortney from Clarion, PA

School: Clarion University Year: Freshman Major: Pre-dentistry

Get to know Kortney
  • What's one thing all guys do that they shouldn't?

    Assume. You know. Like it makes an ASS out of U and ME?! Whether it's men assuming that you have done something wrong or if they are going to assume they are getting a piece of tail tonight. Please, don't assume. It is one of those things that I just can not tolerate. Oh! and don't chew with you mouth open! Thanks.

  • What's the funniest thing in the world to you?

    When people either a) fall or b) get hurt.. Not hurt so bad that it is life threatening but just border line it. I find it extremely funny when I witness people getting hurt by doing EXTREMELY stupid things. It's funny because my boyfriend and I find both things extremely funny yet both of us are in the medical field. How Ironic, a doctor laughing at people getting hurt. Great!

  • Bob Ross or Mister Rogers and why?

    Mister Rogers. I didn't even know who the hell Bob Ross was till I was much older and didn't give a shit about what he painted. Mister Rogers was like the highlight of my day when I a little girl. I mean, who didn't love Mister Rogers and his famous song he would sing!?

  • What is the closest you've ever been to death?

    I have been in two car accidents. In both I was never really seriously injured, thank god. But when I was hit by a drunk driver, that could have been a lot worse than what actually happened. Regardless, any car accident can be potentially dangerous and cause near death experiences.

  • Which of your boobs do you like better?

    I am a very indecisive person, this is a hard question. At the same time though, I don't like to play favorites! I would say I like one boob as much as I like the other! The feeling for both are mutual.

  • Describe your ideal Sunday morning.

    I could elaborate real easy on this one. But I'll keep it short, sweet and to the point. My ideal Sunday morning would consist of waking up with my wonderful boyfriend, morning sex, hot cup of coffee followed by a bubble bath with zero school work to do and all day to do exactly what I please! Oh, did I mention NO school work? Yeah, that would be great!

  • What's something all your past boyfriends have had in common?

    Well, considering that I dated this one guy for about four years and I am now no longer with him and I have found someone who is so good to me. The best part about my Boyfriend now is the fact that he has NOTHING in common at all with my ex. In every way possible! My boyfriend is everything that my ex was not and never will be able to become, even if he tried!

  • Bars or clubs?

    Hands down. Clubs. There is nothing better then a night where you dress up, go out with your girlfriends, dance with random people while having a good time in general! Bars not only smell terrible, it's like, if you even approach a guy for a friendly conversation, they think your an easy piece of ass! Who wants to be labeled as easy?!

  • Have you ever ran away from a cop or campus police?

    Have I ever RAN away from a cop or campus police? No. Have I ever hid in a closet full of drunken morons at Penn State on New Years Eve and didn't get caught? Yes!

  • When are you going to tell your parents you're on birth control? They have a right to know, they raised you for God's sake!

    Whenever I was put on birth control, it was by my doctor because, of course, I'm honest and told him I've had sex. I also saw it as "passively" breaking the news to the parents that I was, in fact, sexually active. I have been on Birth control for the past four years now. If they don't know now that, that daily pill I take is BC then they are just in denial!