Audrey from New Haven, CT
School: Yale University Year: Junior Major: film studies, psychology
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Tell us an original joke.
My life. And knowing that Mike will suddenly stumble upon this. Ivy League parties. ba-dum chhhhhh!
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What's worse on a guy, yellow teeth or BO?
BO. Definitely. Think about it: A guy and a girl are hanging out, things start to heat up, wandering hands etc etc...She's not thinking about his teeth! She's too distracted by the fact that his chest smells like the darkest corner of a men's locker room.
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If the moon became an independent nation what do you think would be a good name for the moon country?
Xanadu. In close second were Atlantis, Middle Earth, and Holiday Inn.
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Are you hot?
Only after hours of grooming and hundreds of dollars of make-up, clothing, hair products, and tanning. And even then it's debatable. I mean "hot"? I guess if I take enough pictures of myself with the auto-shoot function on my camera doing my sexy-sad face. And then a picture where I "accidentally" capture my cleavage looking amazing.
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Write an excerpt from your middle school diary.
So my BFF Rachel told me in Spanish class today that someone accused Emily of giving head in a movie theater and that Emily was really upset about it and said it wasn't true. Giving head means, like, making out, right? I don't know why she cares so much. Megan B. and Mike G. were playing footsie again in art today. Eww get a room already. We know you're like in love, okay? she's like waay out of his league anyway. I swear that new Brandy song (The Boy is Mine) is MY LIFE!!!! It's like they KNOW me. Current Top 5: 1. Roby S. 2. Nick T. 3. Joe B. 4. Kristian L. 5. Mike H. Ahh I hope Roby will be at Jenna's bat mitzvah!!! LYLAS- aud Note: I'm sorry for that painful throwback into middle school with my freakishly accurate portrayal of a middle school girl's thought process. And no, you can't get those two minutes back.
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Have you ever been fired from a job?
No. I quit when I start to suspect that they're on to me.
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Do you legitimately hate anyone?
No, I don't really have time for it. It's just not worth it. However, I'm "not fond" of Rush Limbaugh, Roseanne, and Dr. Phil.
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Would you ever ask a guy out?
Absolutely. When I want something, I go and get it. Playing hard to get can backfire. I have enough confidence to face rejection (and besides... it builds character.)
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What was your first ever screenname? You don't have to say it if you still use it.
Swimmachic111, followed by swimmachic1234. I had to get rid of the first one after me and some girlfriends thought it would be funny to go into an adult chatroom and post obscene comments all over the chat board... Needless to say creepy men (and occasionally women) were IMing me for weeks. So swimmachic111 had to go.
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Explain the different forms of to, two and too all in the same sentence:
It's too bad that the two days Connecticut legalized medicinal marijuana didn't seem to appeal to Governor Rell very much.
