Cute College Girls

Get to know Genevieve

Do you fart?

I've come to terms with the idea that I'll never be able to digest dairy products. It's your problem now. :p

Which of your boobs do you like better?

The left one is super cute and book smart but has no common sense. The right one is also cute but totally gangster; she runs the show. They're a fun set of girls but really only as a pair.

What song did you lose your virginity to? Did he even last through the entire song?

It was a Backstreet Boys song and I can't remember the name. I could probably look it up. And no, not even to the first chorus. One verse. One f*cking verse.

Can a girl look hot in glasses?

I do. Do you?

What're you wearing right now, baby?

Oh my goodness, I'm such a good little southern girl; right now I'm sportin' my boat shoes and a sundress. Alls I need now is some seersucker and a Saints game. Who dat!

What's up? My boy Trey is having like, this beach Beer BQ thing at his house with a couple close friends, you doing anything tonight?

Sorry, I'm f*cking Matt Damon.

If you had to choose your last words right now:

Twitterpated. Favorite word, hands down. I've also always really liked the word sprocket. So, twitterpated and sprocket. Final Answer. Maybe some sounds effects too. I have the best sound effects. Bow chicka wow wow. I also do a great giraffe impression. Yeah, that's right. A giraffe. I get requests all the time; I'm a hit at parties.

One thing you'd change about yourself:

I want a prehensile tail. Also, longer fingers and toes so I could climb things. But the first major change would be the tail. I would sit yogi style supported only by my tail so that I could raise myself up and down like a fancy barber's chair. I'd use it to intimidate people and, if I was excited, I'd bounce like it was moonshoes. I've thought about this a lot. Can I have more than one? As long as you're handing these things out I want shrek ears so I can wiggle them when I'm happy.

Have you ever hooked up with someone you met on the internet?

I don't think I've ever even met someone I've met on the internet. I used to be pretty shy so I've done the whole facebook-message-so-it-won't-be-as-bad-if-I-get-rejected-if-I-just-post-something-short-but-witty-but totally-noncommital-but-also-cute-on-your-wall-so-maybe-you'll-notice-me-please-notice-me thing. Though, in retrospect that was probably a little creepy. It always works though; you guys are way too easy. Hopefully, I've chilled out a little but probably not, I'm creepy as ballses.

Sex is cool, right? When was the last time "you got yours"?

Oh, god. I just moved to a new city and it's been forever. Umm, maybe January? Wow. Thanks for reminding me.