Cute College Girls

Get to know Mary Anne

If you were to dance, would you do it like no one was watching?

Well I would like to say yes, because I think I dance so much better when no one is watching. Give me a good beat and I can get realllly into it.

Favorite Smell:

I love the way it smells outside on a spring day.

What's one thing all guys do that they shouldn't?

Refer to their balls as anything other than "balls" (i.e. teabag, 'scrote', sac, etc). Not classy or charming! But it does get a chuckle out of me.

What's worse on a guy, yellow teeth or BO?

Yellow teeth. B.O. actually isn't that much of a turn-off depending on the guy, really.

What's the funniest thing in the world to you?

*Who: Pat Cassels. He just really gets my goose. He is a doppleganger (sp?) for my older brother, who would definiteley be #2 on this list.

Funniest sex term:

I have heard some funny ones. Like when someone says their going to "jump her bones" or "do the nasty" but what might be the funniest are the old fashioned terms, that for some reason make me feel so uncomfortable, i.e. Making Whoopie (WTF?)

What is the grossest thing you ever ate?

I ate doo-doo in 6th grade. Didn't really gross me out but it got a rise out of all my classmates on the bus. I got $10 out of it. Okay, fine it wasn't doo-doo, it was a cricket. But that's not as good of a story.

Have you ever made out in a movie theater?

No. LOL but my friend pressured me one time to fart at a movie really loud during a really quiet part. I did it, much to my embarrassment but it was soooo funny. (Sorry guys, cute college girls do in fact fart.)

Write an excerpt from your middle school diary.

Ah, middle school days. The deeply depressing days of extreme self-consciousness and utter confusion as well as Hanson, Backstreet Boys and nSync. I remember that rather than a diary, I kept a log of every outfit that I wore each day, so as not to repeat the same article of clothing twice in 3 weeks.

Worst job you've ever had:

Working at "Fatz Cafe" while I lived briefly in southern NC. Had Miss Piggy as a boss and the customers were so rude and redneck that it would bring me to tears. It is crazy/hilarious how seriously some people take their chopsteak and cornbread down there.