I adored butterfly kisses until that stupid country song came out. I prefer forking. So, shnuggling is the winner. Nothing beats the feeling of someone else's heartbeat complimenting the rythym of your own. And besides the girly side of it, things get hot and sweaty pretty damn quick.

Why yes, yes I have. This past election was the first time I was allowed to vote so my ass was there the minute I had the time, well, 15 minutes to drive to my polling place. Oh yeah, and screw Simon Cowell. I'd rather watch the Office.

Are you serious? Haha toilet seats, anyone? I'd rather pee on the side of a building than pee like a helicopter

I actually am scheduled to get my first tattoo next weekend. It might not seem like it, but I am in love with body art/piercings. The first tattoo I'm getting is my favorite quote of all time. It's going to be on my side. It's a Tennessee Williams quote "A Prayer, for the wild at heart kept in cages". The second one Im going to get will say "fight off your daemons.", which is a reference to the band "Brand New". (Jesse Lacey is a genius) It's going to be on my right shoulder blade I also want a panther head similar to the one on the Against Me! New Wave's Cover in the middle of my back as well as an infinity sign somewhere on my body. Hahaha I'm so crazy.

Mmmmm. Shower for everyday use and a bath to relax. I love putting on some relaxing music after a long day at work, lighting some candles, and just sitting in my lavender-scented bathwater. I'm a chick, shut up.

I have never run away from a cop before. I think my ass would fall off. But I have had my fair share of experiences with talking my way out of sticky situations. A funny story... A cop interrogated me at a party outside of my friends house and somehow wound up at my work a matter of months later. I didn't recognize him, yet he insisted that he knew my face. He then began to horrifically flirt/hit on me (you know, that whole 'you have beautiful eyes' line) when all of a sudden I knew his face! All I could get out was "Oh my God you're the f*cking cop!" ...After he found out I was seventeen and uninterested, he still insisted he take me out and oogle my goodies. Ah, authority.

Of course I have! My family is from Minnesota, all I used to do during summer is shoot moose and go cow tipping. But truthfully, yes I have shot a gun. I was the only one to hit the beer can. 20 points!

Definitely being stabbed by a unicorn. That or by giving head to Chuck Norris.

When are you going to tell your parents you suck at life? They should know that they FAILED, for God's sake!

Of waking up and finding out your a dude. That or having a moos-tache