Cute College Girls

Get to know Jessica

If you were to dance, would you do it like no one was watching?

Well that depends. Because when I dance when no one is watching there isn't much clothing involved and I am usually folding clean laundry. But I would use the same moves in public if that's what you mean.

How do you get to the highway from here?

First I would have to go down to my garage and get into Parker (yes, my car has a name). Then I would make a right out of the driveway, a left at the first stop sign and a right at the next one. Then I would just take that street to Mission, which is actually Highway 1. So if you go either direction on that, you can basically find yourself in a new part of California.

What's one thing all guys do that they shouldn't?

Spit. It is so unattractive, and I have seen too many guys spit on themselves on accident. Definitely not sexy. I get that sometimes it's necessary, and that's okay, but when they spit every 5 minutes it doesn't make sense.

Length or girth?

Both? I think if you had all of one but none of the other it would be a very unfortunate situation. So I guess the key is a good combination of length, girth and of course, knowing what to do with it.

Do you fart?

Didn't you ever read that book when you were a kid, "Everyone Poops"? I think there is an "Everyone Farts" book too. But when it is necessary, it's best to be discrete, unlike my best friend who saves them up and pushes them out at me when were together. Nasty.

What song did you lose your virginity to? Did he even last through the entire song?

Haha yea, like that is the detail that I remember. But if there was a song playing, he did last through it.

Are you hot?

My toes and nose are freezing like they always are and my upper body is comfortable, but at this moment none of me is hot. I mean, it is February.

Define all the bases.

If you don't know this by now you are in trouble. First and Home are the best though. There is nothing quite like that first kiss or knowing you're about to slide into home. Second and third are too often just the awkward in between stages that get you to where you really wanna be.

Do you have any tattoos? If not, what would you get?

I have an irrational fear of needles so I don't have any and I don't think I ever will. Just having my ears pierced took me until I was 18, so I doubt I will let someone tattoo me.

If you had to choose your last words right now:

If I were to die right now, they would probably something about how I was pissed off and not ready to die at all. But if its 50+ years from now, I would hope that I could say that I had a good life and I didn't have any regrets.