How many pushups can you do - real ones, not those fake "I'm a girl so I can do them on my knees" pushups?
Well push ups are not part of my daily workout, but if I tried I would probably be able to do around 10. BUT I could probably do 20 of the girl kind.
What's the funniest thing in the world to you?
Well, anyone who visits Youtube would know that's a hard question, but for the moment I've been obsessed with this one video called "David after Dentist" It's amazing, look it up.
Last movie you saw:
Saw V with my brother. It was amazing!
Funniest sex term:
I'm gonna have to go with Cunnilingus. I know it's not some disgusting act like Angry Dragon or Hot lunch, but the word alone is just a complete turn off; it makes a vagina sound like a dead fish or something.
If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?
I would definitely be a praying mantis. That way I could eat my boyfriend's head after copulation. I mean, I'd be lying if I said I haven't tried already.
Have you ever gotten arrested?
No, but I've been handcuffed. Does that count?
Come up with a raunchy color name for a new Crayola crayon.
Ummm either Blue Balls or Prostate Purple. But I feel like the latter would be more of a mauve looking color. Just a thought.
No twists. No sprains. No broken bones. A broken heart, I suppose.
Have you ever shot a gun?
Yeah, I used to play with bee bee guns at my grandpa's house. It was normally just to shoot pop cans and occasionally my little brothers, but one time I shot a quail and got really scared he would be mad at me but, being the hick that he is, he came outside, popped the head off with his bare hands, washed it off with the hose, and actually grilled it that night. Yum.
Most embarrassing moment:
This is a hard one. I grew up in a family of seven so there's a lot, but I'd have to say the worst one that comes to mind is Sophomore year of high school when I had my crush and 3 or 4 of his friends over. My aunt kept reaching her hand in through my bedroom door and turning the lights off. I repeatedly got up, turned them back on and told her to stop. She probably did this about 5 times until I finally decide to ignore her. (Keep in mind she's snickering this whole time). Finally, when it's pitch black, she swings the bedroom door wide open, slides in, and is completely topless with glow-in-the-dark gel smeared all over her double D's doing the shimmy. She's just laughing the whole time, but it was the most embarrassing thing ever! Hahaha I must say it's a fun story to tell though. Actually, now that I think about it, maybe she should enter this.
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