Tell us an original joke.
What kind of bees make milk? BOOBIES! K, I got another one. What's brown and sticky? A STICK!
What's your favorite song to sing in the shower?
Right now, every single morning I get ready to Lil Wayne's Tha Carter III. No joke, every morning. And not only do I sing in the shower but I dance too. Any girl who says she doesn't dance around in her underwear is a liar. I'm calling you out.
Describe your perfect date.
Johnny Depp? Sike, definitely not dinner and a movie, I mean that's fun but kinda overdone. I like going to shows with guys. My boyfriend, Eric, took me to see Jason Mraz for my 19th birthday and it was amazing. Outdoor stuff too, like hiking through the woods or going to festivals. It just has to be fun, thoughtful, and sexy, of course.
Describe your fantasy wedding. If it's too girly you lose.
I don't really know. I just know I want a beautiful, sexy dress, gerber daisies, crab cakes, and a sexy groom! Oh, and a crazy honeymoon. Maybe Greece, or Italy, or India!
You have to pitch a completely original show to a huge network. Go.
Well, that's kinda hard seeing as there is a show made out of EVERYTHING! Seriously? I was flipping through channels the other day and there was a reality show about the guys who tow people's cars! Really?! Do you know how much money goes into that! What a waste, but anyway. This idea may not be that original, I'm sure there's already a show made out of it and I just don't know it, but you know the movie Waiting? Well, I work in a restaurant as a hostess, and that movie is pretty damn accurate. Everyone is either doing each other, or wants to, and everyone harasses the shit out of each other, haha but it's fun. I think a reality show about what goes on in a restaurant would be hilarious.
I busted my ass at work the other night. I was going out back to get something through the kitchen and I don't wear non-slip shoes because they are hideous (but maybe I should now!) so I slipped on some water and completely wiped out in front of my sexy co-worker. It was pretty embarrassing and I actually bruised up pretty bad. Oops!
Geekiest thing about you:
I was Princess Leia for Halloween? No really, I am such a bookworm. I wish I could just read for days, but with school and all, I don't get to read much anymore. Right now, well, for the past few months, I've been reading "Scar Tissue". Itss Anthony Kiedis' autobiography, the lead singer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, my favorite band ever.
Ideal drunk food:
Stouffer's French Bread Pizzas, Fruit Rolls Ups, Doritos Jalapeno Cheddar, and... Ben and Jerry's Half Baked.
Do you legitimately hate anyone?
No. I definitely have strong negative feelings towards some people, for good reasons. But I think its hard to truly hate someone, I like to think there's at least SOME good in all people, but sometimes people really prove me wrong.
Democrat, Republican or Green?
Definitely Democrat. I'm very liberal, sorry Dad!
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