Cute College Girls

Get to know Lauren

What's the funniest thing in the world to you?

Freudian slips, because if its a really good one, you can never look at the person the same way again. You know what their subconscious is thinking.

Most awkward sex move:

I'm too fly to be awkward. Nah, I'd actually have to say the classic 69 because your face is just right there at their butt and that's just...well...awkward.

What's the fattest fat person food you like?

Awwhh, my friend makes this amazing dessert where he takes a Little Debbie Honey Bun and fries it in a big pan of butter and then serves it with ice cream. Heaven on earth! No idea how he came up with it but I get him to make it every time I come home.

Come up with a raunchy color name for a new Crayola crayon.

Tickled Nipple Pink, I think I actually saw that somewhere.

Have you ever been grounded?

It's hard not to be when you're mom's a cop! The worst time was when she caught me out street racing though. I was in big trouble, especially since they had just started cracking down on street racing and my mom had told me that night not to. I think I was grounded for two or three months after that one.

Most masculine attribute:

I'm a die hard grease monkey believe it or not. I was born and raised in my dad's garage and do all my own work and maintenence on my car. I've had a few of my guy friends actually ask me to come over so that I could change their oil or rotate their tires for them. Good way to meet guys.

Current ringtone:

It the one for the Instincts that says "**bum bum** you have a phone call" in the dramatic movie announcer voice. It was free and it doesn't wake me up if someone calls me at 4 o'clock in the morning.

Ideal drunk food:

CHEETOS!!! and not the hot ones or anything fancy like that, just the good ol' plain cheetos that turn your fingers and lips irreversibly orange for the next two days.

What's the girliest thing you've ever seen a guy do in person?

Squeal, and I don't mean a short little one second squeal, he put most girls to shame and it was all because a little spider crawled up on his books. He was in the middle of talking about creatine shakes and workouts with his buddy when he lost it.

Definitely or definately?

Definitely definitely, I'm just glad my new phone has a spell check because I used to be able to get that past the T9 on my old phone. Drove me crazy.