Cute College Girls

Get to know Savannah

What's one thing all guys do that they shouldn't?

My roommate's from New Hampshire, and I visited her over Fall break and noticed that all of the guys up there WAX their eyebrows. I mean, yeah pluck them a little if you've got a uni, but it's a problem when your brows look better than mine.

Describe your fantasy wedding. If it's too girly you lose.

I'd want it EXACTLY like Jon and Kate's when they got married a few episodes ago. Minus the 8 kids of course. All of my boyfriend's friends are absolutely hilarious, so they'd all be there to enjoy the massive amounts of booze for the reception. And... if Mitch Hedberg weren't dead, he'd do standup.

What is your favorite kind of gum and why do all girls fall for dick heads?

Stride, the kind in the dark blue packet. Girls fall for dick heads because they're never dickheads in the beginning. Trust me, I've done it. But ladies! If you are reading this, there are much MUCH better men out there. Like the one I've got now :)

What is the closest you've ever been to Canada?

I went to New Hampshire which, for a girl that's never been north of the mason-dixon line, feels like China.

Describe your ideal Sunday morning.

Well, I don't tend to see Sunday's morning, but if I WERE to be awake before 12, I'd probably go to Shoney's breakfast buffet. My boyfriend's roommates love that stuff like crack.

What's the fattest fat person food you like?

I love to eat snacks. And I can't just have one, I have to have a few together. Peanut Butter M&M's, Sour Bright Crawlers, and Rollo's.

Define all the bases.

I had a girl at work tell me that making out is like shaking hands these days, but I can't agree. 1) Hand holding. 2) Light fondling. 3) "everything but." 4) no pants dance.

Name all 4 Ninja Turtles, their master, then your favorite turtle and why.

Donatello, Rafael, Michaelangelo, and Leonardo. Their master was that rat guy. What's his name? I don't know, he chilled in the sewers and shit. My favorite turtle was the purple guy. I just like purple.

Do you think you could survive in the woods for a week?

I was thinking I could, but then realized how uncomfortable it'd be to wipe your butt with leaves after you crap...that can't end up pretty. But we had herbivory day in AP Bio last year, so I can identify some edible plants I guess. Besides, everyone knows I'm Bear Grylls.

Why is that one girlfriend from high school such a stupid bitch now who you hate?

They all hated me to tell you the truth. I was the one who got boobs in like 4th grade, and they hated me ever since I suppose. I didn't ask for them!