How do you get to the highway from here?
What? Which highway? Hahaha, I guess from my apartment you would take a left, another left, a right, then a left and boom, welcome to highway 34. :) Any other directions require a fee.
What's the funniest thing in the world to you?
My dog. That little turd is absolutely hysterical all day, every day. He eats up all of my clothes, he manages to steal food out of my mouth when I'm not expecting it, he has been known to run full force into doors, people and solid objects in general. But the funniest thing he does is when he sleeps, he lies on his back, spreads his legs and shows his nuts. (So trusting) He's the funniest thing in the world to me and totally knows how to put a smile on my face.
Length or girth?
Wow, ummmm concerning what? Hahaha j/k... gonna be completely honest- girth. Length is important, but lets face it, every girl knows that you need the girth to back it up.
What's the most awkward sexual experience you've ever had?
I was messing around with this guy I was dating in my car one night, and we had decided to drive out to these old country roads up in the hills near my house. We started really getting into it when suddenly I started to hear these noises, kind of like leaves rustling. I mentioned it to my guy and he said to ignore it. So we got back to making out and then out of no where he starts screaming his head off, I mean like a girl, high pitched and all. I look to where he is staring and see that there is a Llama outside of my car window watching us. This guy was freaking out over a llama. That was by far the most awkward sexual encounter of my life, what kind of guy is scared of a llama???
If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?
I would want to be a wasp. You know... cause then I could sting the people who piss me off and get away with it, not die like a wimpy bee.
Can a girl look hot in glasses?
Hell yes. I wear glasses and I think a lot of guys find me hotter with them at times. It gives that whole naughty school girl look. It really depends on the confidence behind the glasses, if you know you're hot, you'll look hot no matter what. :)
Movie everyone hates but you love:
Too Wong Fu Thanks For Everything! That is by far one of my favorite movies! None of my friends will watch it with me, but I love it! It has everything a girl needs to crack up. 1.) Cross Dressing Men 2.) Hysterical Plot Lines 3.) Wesley Snipes in a dress :)
Guilty pleasure (not something lame like cookie dough):
This is horrible, but I used to work at this awesome night club in portland that had tons of poles every where and even a swing set that drunk girls and go go dancers could go crazy on. So after work I would go and work out on the pole, eventually I figured out that I really liked it. So I got a pole installed in my apartment, so I guess pole dancing is my guilty pleasure. Its awesome to know that you can make your body do some crazy difficult things and at the same time, every guy in the vicinity is thinking you're the hottest girl he's ever seen. Occasionally, when I am in the right mood I'll go out to the night club and hop on the pole, mostly to show the other girls how to do it right. Hahaha, but that is not a regular occurance, mostly I am just working the pole for myself at home.
What's the most epic way to die?
Doing some sort of hella extreme sport or adrenaline junky trick. Sky diving, base jumping, cliff diving, blowing something up. I mean like you gotta go balls out and know that when you're just thinking of how this can go wrong you will still go full on. I think that the most epic way to die would be to be doing something you always wanted to do, and knowing that you did it all the way. I'm kind of an adrenaline junky.
Have you ever hooked up with someone you met on the internet?
Oh god. I did once, and it was surprisingly great! We had a lot in common and ended up really clicking emotionally and physically. I'm not gonna say that I would ever expect to meet my soul mate on the internet, but a good friend... maybe a little more than a friend, sure. I just got lucky that time. I don't really try to meet people on the internet, but it definitely happens.
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