Cute College Girls

Get to know Lisa

Underwear choice:

My Strawberry Shortcake panties are probably #1, with my bright green panties coming in at a close second.

Describe your perfect date.

My perfect date would involve going to see The Beatles live (George and John would rise from the grave), followed by a dinner at White Castle and then Krispy Kreme for dessert. Yeah, I think that about covers it!

What is your favorite superhero movie?

Well I'd have to say my favorite superhero movie is "Tommy"... and yes, that counts! Tommy is a deaf, dumb and blind kid who can play a mean pinball. You show me another deaf, dumb and blind kid who can do that! AND not only is he a superhero, he's also a talented singer!

Bob Ross or Mister Rogers and why?

Bob Ross because the soothing tones of his voice lulled me to sleep as a child, and I dreamt of curling up in that big, soft afro.

Which of your boobs do you like better?

What sort of question is that? That's like asking a mother which of her children she prefers! The answer, of course, is that I love and nurture both equally.

Boxers or briefs? Why?

Boxers, because I like to leave a little to the imagination. Also, I like that boxers have pizazz... Mickey Mouse, Hearts, Beer Mugs, etc.

What is your dumper/dumpee ratio?

Haha wellll. I've technically been the dumper more than the dumpee, but in my defense, I was at least civil about it. One of the guys who broke up with me blocked me on AIM and Myspace, then unblocked me to send me a Myspace message dumping me, then re-blocked me. Ah, to be 14 again!

If we all had novelty gravestones, what would yours say?

"Here lies Lisa Vitale; Lead singer of the Orange Marsupials; Died before the band hit it big; But at least she was Cute College Girl of the Day!"

What's the worst/best rumor you've ever heard about someone you know?

Well, the FUNNIEST rumor that I've ever heard about a friend of mine was that he had intercourse with a certain girl on a break in our art class and had nowhere to... uh... "go", so he deposited it in a Gatorade bottle, which another guy in art class later drank. Whether that's the worst or best rumor I'll leave up to you!

Do you wipe standing up or sitting down? And to follow up, do you scrunch or fold your TP?

Neither, I hover slightly so that I can reach all the way under and get everything clean! Also, I scrunch. By the way, I've just been informed that girls don't poop or pee, so please disregard my answers above.