Cute College Girls

Get to know Jennie

Favorite Smell:

Brownies. Yum.

Worst state in the union:

Texas. Alaska is bigger, get over yourselves already.

Let me guess, you're a tomboy right? Why are you lying to me?

I used to be, I mean, with all those brothers who wouldn't be. But then I discovered lacy bras and high heels and threw my slingshot in the trash. I'm definitely all girly girl now.

What's the funniest thing in the world to you?

Farts. I'm sorry, but really, why would it sound so ridiculous if we weren't supposed to laugh. And I suppose victim humor. I have five brothers, so it's pretty much a given that if you're getting hurt I'm laughing.

If it was legal and socially acceptable, would you try human meat?

No way. I'm pretty much a vegetarian except for the minor detail of loving red meat. I won't eat chicken, fish, or pork, but I'll out eat anyone when it comes to steaks on the grill. Really the idea of eating flesh sort of grosses me out, but I'm willing to overlook that small detail for a chance to say the word worschire.

Have you ever been to Disney World? If so, why?

I went there a few times as a kid because my dad has a weird mickey mouse fetish. I'm going there in a couple of weeks for spring break with a friend and a flask, should be more fun that way.

What was your senior superlative? Senior quote?

Most likely to be a college humor girl. Just kidding, my school didn't do superlative's. My senior quote was, "Life doesn't suck." I had to look at the yearbook, I guess I wasn't all the creative.

Bars or clubs?

Bars. Have you seen the guys at clubs? They stand around and look at the girls dancing like they are standing at a urinal. All lined up in a row, except for maybe at the club they are allowed to look at each other. For that matter, have you seen the GIRLS at clubs. Gross. I just need a beer really, and I'm good to go.

Have you ever shot a gun?

Do BB guns count? I used to shoot those a lot. No guns that take actual bullets though, I haven't found anyone to teach me.

Have you ever hooked up with someone you met on the internet?

Hahahahaha. Shame. Pulled the camper up to the truck but never hooked it to the hitch if you know what I mean.