Cute College Girls

Get to know Caitlin

How many pushups can you do - real ones, not those fake "I'm a girl so I can do them on my knees" pushups?

I actually had to leave my laptop and see how many I could do. And I tried to do them as manly as I could, and it ends up I could do maybe 15? I'm not sure if they were up to par with let's say a push up a Marine could do but not so bad for a girl who doesn't them often, or at all.

What Disney character would you be and why?

I started thinking about my favorite Disney movie, which is Lady and the Tramp and realized that it may be my favorite movie but I wouldn't choose to be Lady. If I had to choose to be a Disney character, I would probably choose Princess Jasmin from Aladdin. I mean c'mon, she is the most provocatively dressed out of all the princesses and gets a Genie to grant her wishes 24/7. I also wouldn't mind a boyfriend whose form of transportation was a flying carpet rather than the guys around here who drive hoopties and think its hardxcore.

What is the grossest thing you ever ate?

The grossest thing I ever ate? Well one time while I was living in Montana, they asked me to try a bit of Venison which I found horrible considering that could be Bambi's mom. Deer does not seem so appetizing. I am down for anything at least once though, so as soon as I took a bite, we hit a deer. I refuse to even look at Venison meat again.

How many chicken nuggets could you eat in one sitting?

Well considering I am part of the Fat Cids Klub {long story}, I could eat a decent amount of chicken nuggets. If they were McDonald's chicken nuggets though, I don't think I could eat any. For some reason Mickey D's fails in the nugget department. I may look thin, but don't test me. I can out eat you any day.

You have to pitch a completely original show to a huge network. Go.

Original? What about a confused teenager who finds self pleasure his only escape from the harsh realities of the world? Eventually, he takes his "alone time with himself" into public areas and gets himself into heaps of trouble. Because of his masturbation problem he ends up on a variety of different adventures. This plot will reach out and touch {not literally} those boys out their who do not have the guts to get a girlfriend. Maybe this show will open up their eyes and show that touching yourself in public is not okay.

Have you ever ran away from a cop or campus police?

I have done my fair share of running away from the porkers. I mean who hasn't? I'm not gonna stand there and be like " hey sir, let me just finish this then you can do what you gotta do." Screw that, I'm bookin it despite how juvenile that makes me look. Don't judge me.

Movie everyone loves except you:

The Notebook, honestly girls are WAY to obsessed with this far fetched idea that love conquers all. Call me a hater but where are these type of men hanging out!? Oh yeah, only in the movies. And as for the men, they may say they disliked that movie or think it's just a "chick flick" but we all know they secretly liked it, otherwise they would have never agreed to sit there for a few hours and watch it. I doubt they did it just to get laid in the end, I don't care if you were in a dry spell. There is no way you can sit through that entire movie and then say you didn't like it. Grow some balls, this movie sucked.

Have you ever hooked up with someone you met on the internet?

I may apply for contests over the internet, but I do not apply for male companionship over the internet. Freaks me out. What if I was talking to a guy who said he has dark brown hair and bright blue eyes {my preference} and was about 6'2 and he wanted to meet up, then I end up meeting up with him and hes 5'3, 300 pounds with blonde hair and cracked out eyes. I wouldn't know how to handle that, hence why I wouldn't even form a relationship online. Creeps. I don't even trust match.com.

When are you going to tell your parents you're on birth control? They have a right to know, they raised you for God's sake!

When are they going to admit to me they still have sex? I mean they DID create my sister and I. Stop acting like your still a virgin at 43 years old. If there ashamed or embarrassed to talk about sex or birth control openly, I doubt they want to hear that their little girl is doing the naughty.

Definitely or definately?

Definitely, fer sure. Definite, therefore definitely. Right? I mean on spell check it corrects me if I write definately. Actually, as I type this answer, there's a red line under definately. So I'll stick with definitely.