Worst state in the union:
North Dakota, it's useless. It could morph to join Canada and no one would notice. Unless you're from there, then it totally rocks. No, but seriously, screw North Dakota.
What's the funniest thing in the world to you?
People introducing me to their parents. It may not be funny to you, but if anyone who knows me reads this they may think of the Mr. and Mrs. Martinez incident of '08. Where I thought proper conversation topics included how last night our friend flipped over all the furniture and chased us with a lacrosse stick, how hard our guy friends spank us, how I steal toilet paper whenever possible and how the legalization of marijuana could get the economy out of this recession, or make it so we don't care it is. I will never repeat the Mr. and Mrs. Sers incident, but hopefully extensive therapy will erase it from my mind.
What's your beauty secret?
Good genetics, god made me really really ridiculously good looking.
Describe your ideal Sunday morning.
I assume you're using the term morning loosely. Ideally I would have breakfast at noon, then have girl time to enjoy some cheap laughs and cheap wine. I need something to daydream about during my 8:30am Bio class, and Mondays suck by definition.
If we all had novelty gravestones, what would yours say?
It was good while it lasted.
Most embarrassing song on your itunes:
Berlin-Highway To The Danger Zone. Because it makes me think I am maverick in my car, and I flip off all the Migs during rush hour.
Have you ever been fired from a job?
Yeah, I worked at Jimmy Johns for a week. I had to deliver a sub to this guy who looked like an extra from Oz, and kept trying to get me into his apartment. I informed them I wouldn't do deliveries after that, and they informed me I didn't have a job.
Guilty pleasure (not something lame like cookie dough):
The Mustache Game. My best friend Maggie thought of it. You put a mustache on the TV and anytime the mustache fits the face, or is a mustache ride, you drink. It's a lot funnier then it seems because we play with a bunch of people with all sorts of increasingly inappropriate objects getting added to the screen. Well it's a toss up between that and the black tar heroin.
Do you think you could survive in the woods for a week?
Absolutely. I hiked across Spain with just my backpack and blisters. It took me a month but how many people can use a globe and say "I hiked that."
Sex is cool, right? When was the last time "you got yours"?
I'll give you a hint, our president was a little whiter back then.
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