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Worst state in the union:

Pennsylvania, I have my reasons.

What is your favorite superhero movie?

I'm not crazy about superhero movies so I'm just going to tell you my favorite movie. Better Off Dead. A true 80's cinematic masterpiece. All you need to know is it involves a young John Cusack and is the most hilarious 97 minutes I've ever indulged in on my couch.

What is the closest you've ever been to death?

Last summer, my car crashed into the back of a steam-roller. Steam-rollers (because many people as this) are those machines used to flatten wet cement with the HUGE iron wheel. Basically a brick wall. I didn't die but probably should have. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE, KIDS!

You have to choose one state in the U.S. to get rid of, which one?

So I tried a couple of methods to figure this one out. The first was to list all 50 states then decide between the ones I couldn't remember which to get rid of. However, that didn't work out so well because A). one of those states was Florida and B). who wants to get rid of a golden state like South Dakota, the home of a national monument that no ones ever really visited. Obviously, this method was a failure. Next I decided to think about qualities I hate in people then stereotypically generalize where people who possess those qualities tend to hail from. I came up with two options. TEXAS & CALIFORNIA. Lets think about this. Texas -"Everything's Bigger" right? Well take a wide-eyed look around, the last thing Americans need to do is get bigger. I'm also not fond of the Texan accent, any of the Bush family, or cowboys in general, because I'm allergic to horses. California - hippies, great white sharks, and smog. Not so great. However, they do have their fertile northern lands that help mother nature so graciously produce grapes for fermentation which eventually leads to wine and well, let's face it, we all love to get wasted. So I'll just eliminate TEXAS! Cali was saved by the booze.

If we all had novelty gravestones, what would yours say?

Another one bites the dust.

What's a good hangover cure?

Classic H2O and lots of it. If I know I'm going to have a long night ahead of me, I'll leave a glass by the bed before I go. That way, it's there to both gulp down and spill all over myself if I wake up in a drunken stupor. Aside from water, sex... immediately. Wake up, get laid, sleep a little more. Always does the trick. Don't worry about you're liquor-like stench, it only enhances the experience.

Define all the bases.

I like to keep it classic. 1st = kissing, just kissing. 2nd = over clothes fondling. 3rd = under the clothes...stuff. Home = alllllllll the waaaayyyy oooo. I'm sure there are some gaps in there with all the crazy shit going on nowadays, but that's good enough.

Worst/best Truth or Dare?

Truth sucks, so does dare. No one wants to hear about your first sexual experience or who your crush is. The same goes for running through somewhere naked, kissing another player, or licking something gross. This game is only fun if your arch nemesis is playing and you can dare then to walk off a cliff or something.

Do you wipe standing up or sitting down? And to follow up, do you scrunch or fold your TP?

Eh, I do a little lean thing that's moreso sitting than standing. But I always fold rather than scrunch, too much room for error with the scrunching.

Have you ever shot a gun?

Yes, my grandpa used to own a gun shop. So watch it.