Cute College Girls

Get to know Abby

How do you get to the highway from here?

You take the one road you are on to ME! No, you're gonna take a left, go two blocks down, you'll see a guy in a yellow poncho his name is Hank... he'll take you to the [highway]. Yeah that was a Dane Cook quote. I am such a sell out.

Let me guess, you're a tomboy right? Why are you lying to me?

How did you know? And why would I lie to you about that?! Yes. It's safe to say that I am a tomboy. I had a bowl cut until I was 11 years old. This past semester in Lincoln I lived with 3 frat boys who chose to rename me "Adam." God, its not even funny I swear, but they get a kick out of the fact that I watch sportscenter every night before bed. And, like Uncle Rico, if coach woulda put me in 4th quarter.. we woulda won state.

Most awkward sex move:

Doggy. I used to have a dog, named Dodger, who used to hump my stuffed animals and all of my friends when they came over. So now, every time a guy asks for it or talks about it the image of Dodger humping an inanimate object pops into my head. I don't know if that's awkward or not? Apparently I'm just scarred for life.

What's the worst movie you ever paid to see in theaters?

This is an easy answer. Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector. A boy I liked invited me to go with him and some of his friends to see it. He loved it. We didn't work out. The funny thing about that is when I came to Nebraska, someone was telling me about how there was a huge celebrity who had box seats at Memorial Stadium where the Huskers play, and that is was Larry the Cable Guy. God I love this place.

If it was legal and socially acceptable, would you try human meat?

Hell yeah. You know that episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where Charlie and Dee think they are eating human meat? And the whole time they are trying to find someone to kill so they could eat them? My mouth was watering the whole time. Unfortunately, they find out in the end that the meat they were eating was raccoon. But whatever man... I'd still eat human meat.

Do your boobs have names? If so what are they?

My left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You guys play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. I'm kidding, I wouldn't name them after Brian Fantana's testes.

What's your favorite color (keeping in mind pink isn't a real color, it's just a gay red)?

What's my favorite color? This is a generic question, I thought you had better ;). I'm kidding... my favorite color is yellow. But only because pink isn't a "real color."

Define all the bases.

Wow, I've never actually thought about which base is which. But, alright, I'm a Twins fan so I'll take a whack at it. 1st is just kissing. 2nd is making out. 3rd is oral sex. Home base is going all the way, baby ;)

Worst/best Truth or Dare?

I think daring any straight guy to kiss another straight guy is always funny. They never say yes. But there's always a chance, and I am still holding out hope for two of my guy friends to make that drunken decision. My camera phone will be ready.

Ideal drunk food:

Theres a place in Lincoln called De Leons.. and I'm sure all my fellow Huskers would agree with me on this one. It's a fast food mexican restaurant that is open 24/7.. so when the DD picks you up at 3 am, thats the first place you ask him to take you. They have to best breakfast burritos. But its pretty safe to say that you wouldn't be caught dead eating that stuff sober. Girls dont poop so I wouldnt know, but guys say that it gives them the worst stomach aches.