Cute College Girls

Get to know Hannah

Have you ever made a guy cry, why?

I don't know. If I did it would have been teachers or tutors who have cried in frustration after attempting to make me care.

What's worse on a guy, yellow teeth or BO?

Definitely B.O. My school is teeming with hippies so it's kind of a rarity finding a partner who showers regularly.

Favorite position. For sitting:

On a throne, issuing mandates to my subjects.

Have you ever been to Disney World? If so, why?

I went there on vacation as a little tyke, before I realized how creepy Disney really is.

If the two short sides of a right triangle are three and four what is the length of the longest side?

I drew cartoons throughout every math class from first grade to senior year and now I'm getting a Liberal Arts degree, so your guess is as good as mine.

What song did you lose your virginity to? Did he even last through the entire song?

Oh gosh, I forget if there was even music. I was under the impression that women who enjoyed sex would go to hell so I just lay back and thought of England, muttering Hail Marys under my breath the whole time.

Describe your ideal Sunday morning.

I come home around 5 a.m. from a night out clubbing, sleep in til noon, wake up and read the comics, check Facebook and find that no one has posted pictures of me doing anything stupid or of questionable legality from the night before.

Have you ever hooked up with someone way less attractive than you? If so, why?

When I was just an actress I slept with this high-ranking colonel who later became president of Argentina, and offered me the vice-presidency... actually wait, never mind.

What's your favorite color (keeping in mind pink isn't a real color, it's just a gay red)?

I love orange and turquoise... I also have ADD so it's really hard to stay focused on one color when there are so many bright ones in the world.

Do you legitimately hate anyone?

Sarah Palin, Dolores Umbridge, the Jonas Brothers. I try to find a little bit of good in everybody... if I hate someone who I know it's for a really, really good reason. I like to keep my friends close and my enemies closer.