Both!!! Obama! Woo! And I just voted this week for someone that got voted off American Idol.

Guys can roll out of bed ten minutes before class and still have time to shower and make it to class. If I shower before class, I have to do my make up and blow dry my hair. It's SO easy being a guy when it comes to getting ready! I HAVE to blow dry my hair, it's an average 25 degrees during the school year at Gonzaga, so if I don't, my hair will literally freeze!

BOXERS! Briefs are terrifying. I think pictures on the briefs packaging is scarring. No man should wear briefs... except David Beckham. He can do no wrong.

HOTT work-out yoga pants and a HOTT Fresno State sweatshirt! Go (the other) Bulldogs! Is that sexy?

I've heard a lot of rumors about people's roommates being complete kleptomaniacs. Not very exciting rumors, I know, but you still have to have BALLS to steal money and electronics from people you live under the same roof with! I've also heard nasty, NASTY hook up rumors about girls and basketball players. Some girls treat them like gods, but they should at least sleep with the good looking ones!

Well, I met this (female!) photographer online on Myspace who was going to take my picture. She was incredibly sweet. Does that count?

There's a couple: Duplex. I love Ben Stiller! But everyone can't stand that movie because it's the classic "main characters are being tortured" and it's hard to watch. And All The Pretty Horses because Penelope Cruz is a complete goddess in that movie... and every other movie she's been in. But I don't think anyone else likes that movie. I swear I have good taste in movies though! I promise!

Actually, I DON'T know what noise he makes. I would guess it's a BBBVVZZZZZZ? Maybe? No?

No, no, no. I keep my secrets.

I HATE manipulative girls! She was SO manipulative! And look, bitch, I was never with and never wanted your ex-boyfriend, so was it worth it?! And she smells like onions.