Cute College Girls

Get to know Mallory

What's one thing all guys do that they shouldn't?

Second guess themselves! I watch so many guys try to play it cool around girls and blow it instead of being honest and making a move. Unless the girl's totally stuck up or you come off too strongly, she's going to love it when you make a move... why else would we spend so much time getting ready to go out if not to peak your interest?

Most awkward sex move:

Oh my. I have awkward moments for sure, but I don't think any of them carry over in the bed. Sex is too much fun to be awkward.

What do you get on your pizza?

Canadian bacon, roasted red peppers, and feta cheese. Trust me on this. Even the delivery guy told me it was a good combo.

What is your favorite jerky and why?

Oberto, of course. It's so meaty. And yes, I love Joel McHale.

Which of your boobs do you like better?

Well this is a tough one. Ti and Ta are definitely a package deal. But I guess I'll go with Ti... I am a lefty after all. But typically I love my boobs equally.

Are you hot?

Eek. Honestly, I've never considered myself to be hot by definition. I think my features are a little unusual, so maybe that's hot? Personally, "hot" to me is a good attitude, a good sense of humor, and treating other people well, so in those respects I would consider myself hot. A nice ass doesn't hurt either.

Worst injury:

Third degree ankle sprain in eighth grade, hands down. I rolled it on a softball in my driveway of all things, and I almost fainted from the pain (not to mention watching it swell). I was on crutches for most of the school year, and I couldn't go on the class field trip to the beach because sand and crutches don't get along. Grade A middle school tragedy.

Have you ever been grounded?

I really hated getting in trouble with my parents in high school, but I had a fatal attraction to late night partying and breaking curfew. This led to dating the occasional bad boy, so being grounded was the norm by my senior year. My mom wanted to send me to an all-girls private school at one point. I'm good now, though. =)

Name all 4 Ninja Turtles, their master, then your favorite turtle and why.

Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael, featuring Master Splinter. And if I have to choose just one, I'll go with Donatello. He can chill with some pizza and good vibes like Michaelangelo, but he'll get MacGyver when he needs to. And what's not to like about nonviolent problem-solving?

Movie everyone loves except you:

Grandma's Boy! I know, everyone's going to hate me now. I missed the memo on the Grandma's Boy cult, but I'm sorry guys, it doesn't hold a candle to movies like Super Troopers, Friday, Old School, Dazed and Confused, or Caddyshack... or for that matter, any episode of Chappelle. Comedy can be so much more intelligent and so much less obvious than a pet chimp and an autistic robot.