Cute College Girls

Get to know Lauren

Have you ever made a guy cry, why?

I can honestly say I have not. Not that I'm aware of anyway. My problem is I'm way too nice. Like if a guy likes me and I'm totally not interested I'll kinda lead him on just because I feel bad, lol. I know it usually makes it worse, but no I don't think I've made a guy cry. I hope not!

Worst state in the union:

This is going to sound bad. I don't even know what states are in the union, or what the union is. I just recently figured out Buffalo is not a state.

What's the most awkward sexual experience you've ever had?

How to even choose! Well definitely one of the worst times was when I was at my friends graduation party. I ended up getting completely trashed in the matter of a hour. Like black out drunk and I start rambling on about the Jonas brothers (I love them). Anyways, I tell my friend to call his friend who's in a pretty well known band and I tell him to tell him to come over. So he ACTUALLY COMES and of course at this point I don't have any clue whats going on so I'm acting like a complete groupie and just wont shut up about the Jonas brothers ('cause he knows them and I figure I could meet them through him) HA! Bad idea. So he suggests we go to his car to "listen to his new single" and my being as drunk as I am actually thinking that's what we were going do wind up getting lured to his (very nice) car. Long story short, I wind up hooking up with him. And now I just see his shows or see him around (we live in the same town) and it's completely awkward. Like horrible! And it's so funny 'cause I see all these girls who are like OBSESSED with him and I'm just like "ummm NO! (He's NOT EVEN CUTE.) AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO MEET THE JONAS BROTHERS!

Have you ever hooked up with someone way less attractive than you? If so, why?

Who hasn't? And try because I'm a light weight and get drunk very easily. And when you're blacked out drunk you don't really know what the person looks like half the time. Hey, I'll make out with pretty much anyone. I'm a makeout whore I'll admit it!

Mac or PC?

Honestly, I don't really have a preference. I like them both. I have a Dell? Hah, so idk. I'm not much of a computer person, which is pretty ironic because I work at my school's technology services place. We fix computers. When I tell people or when people I know come in they're always like surprised like "what are you doing here?" I definitely don't blend in at all. I'm certainly not a "computer geek" but it's pretty funny 'cause everyone here knows that so I don't do much.

Have you ever been grounded?

YES. Try all through high school. I was kind of a "problem child" I guess you could say. I would get grounded all the time. Except I would never reallyyy be grounded 'cause I'd sneak out. It was actually quite a process. I have a 2 story house and when I'd want to sneak out I'd have to do it from the upstairs 'cause my parents where always downstairs and they'd see me. So I'd climb out my bathroom window, onto the little like second roof kinda, not the top of my house but like the middle you know. And then I would kinda hang there and like fall onto my back deck and just make a run for it 'cause my friends would be waiting like a few houses down to pick me up. Yah, I was really bad. The best was sneaking BACK IN. I went through the basement window (you know the REALLY ridiculously small ones), but that's a whole other story.

Ideal drunk food:

PICKLES PICKLES PICKLES!!! OMG seriously anyone reading this, THEY ARE THE CURE FOR HANGOVERS! When you get home wasted, eat some pickles (have to be B&G brand) and you will wake up feeling perfectly fine. I love pickles so much I could live off them lmao. I know, I know I'm weirdddddd.

Can you unwrap a Starburst with your tongue?

Wouldn't you like to know.

When was the last time you spit?

LADIES don't spit.

Why is that one girlfriend from high school such a stupid bitch now who you hate?

I can honestly say I don't hate anyone from high school. I love all my friends. Everyone in my school pretty much gets along. I couldn't ask for better friends, seriously. I know I'm lame but life is short and it's hard for me to hate anyone. Dislike sure, but hate no, I'm not like that.