Cute College Girls

Get to know Lauren

How many pushups can you do - real ones, not those fake "I'm a girl so I can do them on my knees" pushups?

Actually, I'm really strong. Probably because I grew up with a brother and 3 guy cousins who I felt it was my duty to beat up daily, but I can do about 150 push ups before collapsing. And I can proudly say that I have never done a girly pushup in my life.

Weirdest dream:

I've never look this up in a dream interpretation book, but I'm fairly sure this is some weird shit. A giant spork from taco bell is chasing me through my old house, then I trip down the stairs and land on a big pillow. The spork comes down the stairs and tells me that all he wanted was a hug and I hug him.

Favorite look on a guy:

I like shaggy blonde hair, arm muscles and if he can outrun me, that's a plus. I like whatever he is wearing if he feels comfortable in it. Oh, and as long as it's not a Patriots jersey or anything having to do with the Yankees, we're good.

What Disney character would you be and why?

Tinkerbell, because whenever I do gymnastics and I fly in the air, my arms flutter like her wings. That also gave me the nickname Tink. And I just think it would be kickass to be able to fly.

Describe your fantasy wedding. If it's too girly you lose.

The man I love and me, married in a church, surrounded by our family and friends, ready to celebrate after the ceremony with beer and wine.

If it was legal and socially acceptable, would you try human meat?

Sure, why not. I'll try (most) anything once. Though that philosophy has gotten me into some strange situations, but there isn't much that I can say I haven't done.

Zack or Slater?

Slater, all the way. Football is my life and I love quarterbacks (except Tom Brady, because I'm a Colts fan, and Favre, because that was SUCH a dick move). Oh, and the whole football captain and I was a cheerleader thing just works so well!

What's the girliest thing you've ever seen a guy do in person?

My buddy asked me to paint his nails once. I did and he wore it around like that until it all chipped off. I think his dad about killed me.

Straight up, what's the scariest color?

Green, because when I was little, I put a green crayon in the wash and all the clothes turned green. My family made a huge deal out of it and actually has a few of those ruined clothes they saved and they remind me of it way too often.

How much more beautiful are you compared to other girls at your school?

Miami University is known for pretty girls, so I'd have to go with an "I'm not more beautiful" on this one. Something about my innocent blonde look kills me, every time. But when I try, I think I take a step above cute. That sounds so conceited.