Haley from Austin, TX
School: Texas at Austin Year: Super Senior Major: Band
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What are some pick up lines that work? What definitely doesn't work?
None of them work.
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What Disney character would you be and why?
I love to sleep, and get a nap in whenever I can. With this said, I think that I would definitely have to choose to be Sleeping Beauty. I can think of little more one could want than a long nap, followed by a wake-up call from hot royalty.
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What's the most awkward sexual experience you've ever had?
That would definitely be the crier. I once had a guy break down crying after intimate relations. I had no idea what to do. I began to wonder if he had been molested or something. Then, he tried to explain that he was just really overwhelmed with emotion, and that this was a regular occurrence for him. Needless to say, this particular guy did not become a regular occurrence for me.
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If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?
If I could be an insect, I would be a rhinoceros beetle. I'm very compatible with tropical climates, and I love coconuts, which are the rhinoceros beetle's favorite food source. It would also be pretty awesome to have a huge horn on the front of your head.
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Define "antithetical". Don't cheat.
In contrast to or in opposition, besides the point intended.
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If we all had novelty gravestones, what would yours say?
"If you can't wow them with wisdom, baffle them with bullshit."
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Write an excerpt from your middle school diary.
Dear Diary, Today in gym I took a dodgeball to the face and spent 45 minutes in the nurse's office with tampons in my nose. My nose barely cleared up in time for band, after which I headed briskly to my accelerated language class with all the other cool kids. After school, my friends and I went to the mall, where we shopped exclusively at the Gap. Good times.
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Can you unwrap a Starburst with your tongue?
I can unwrap a Starburst with my tongue, but it takes a lot of effort. However, I can put my whole fist in my mouth with little to no effort at all.
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When was the last time you spit?
I never spit. It's not that I find the practice particularly disgusting in nature, it's just that I can never seem to properly execute a good spitting. Others seem to have the innate ability to forcefully propel snot rockets and other bodily projectiles with ease. These gracefully arching sprays of spittle maintain their forms until reaching the ground without separating. I seem to be lacking the ability to spit without dribbling, so I generally abstain from the activity altogether.
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Would you ever ask a guy out?
Being the Southern Uptown girl that I am, I don't think I could ever ask a guy out. But, I would have no problem letting a guy know that he needed to ask me out.
