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Tell us an original joke.

I'm awful at telling jokes. I'm more of the prankster, but I'll give it a go. An atheist dies and wakes up in heaven. God tells him he is allowed to ask one question. The atheist looks at God and says, "I'm screwed, aren't I?"

Underwear choice:

None, ftw... Oh wait, you were asking about me? It just depends on where I'm going or doing, but you will never catch me in granny panties.

What's the worst movie you ever paid to see in theaters?

I probably need a disclaimer before I say this, but "The Passion of the Christ". All I could think of the entire time I was watching it was Jim Caviezel being struck by lightning. Plus, I felt really guilty paying to watch Jesus die... again.

If the two short sides of a right triangle are three and four what is the length of the longest side?

Five. Five dollar. Five dollar foot long! But seriously, three and four what? Math never really was my forte.

Which of your boobs do you like better?

That's like asking a parent which child is their favorite. Left.

You have to pitch a completely original show to a huge network. Go.

The whole show would consist going around to random locations and knocking things out of people's hands. Cell phones, burritos, babies...

If any fantasy creature could be real, what would you choose?

Trogdor the Burninator. Who doesn't want a man-dragon?

Worst injury:

I fell out of the back of a pickup truck onto my head as a baby. I would have been a child prodigy, but I had to settle for genius instead. Thanks Mom and Dad.

Dream job:

Stunt car driver. That way I would have a legitimate explanation for driving so fast and awesome.

Do you legitimately hate anyone?

Not anyone specifically, but I cannot stand clowns. Whoever thought having a grown man dressed up in a wig and makeup would be a good addition to a birthday party was seriously twisted.