Cute College Girls

Get to know JoyAnna

What are some pick up lines that work? What definitely doesn't work?

You have (a) beautiful....smile, eyes, hair, etc. Meaningful compliments can go over amazingly well when someone is being sincere. But really...it's all about delivery. Confidence (not cockiness) in a man is attractive. Definitely doesn't work?? Let's just say...bad intentions only create bad situations

Least favorite band:

U2... Seriously. Terrible.

What is your favorite 80's song?

"It's All I Can Do" by The Cars... think the Wedding Singer. I can jam to that electric keyboard like it's my job.

Is it ever okay for the girl to be the big spoon?

Why not?

What would you say your secret talent is? Everyone has one. Just think.

I give amazingly good back rubs!! But really, if I ever drop out of college...I could make a living off of giving massages. THAT and predicting the outcome of most football games. Never underestimate a girl and her knowledge of football

Name all 4 Ninja Turtles, their master, then your favorite turtle and why.

Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo, and Splinter. My favorite? Raphael. Why? He wears red, has crazy sai skills, and makes me laugh. Three of the qualities I look for in a man....;)

Dream job:

Reading. All day. Every day. Either that or sunbathing, while reading of course. In real life? I absolutely LOVE politics and writing. OR--Secret, fantasy dream job...owning the Dallas Cowboys. Even if you hate them...you must admit...that, would be crazy awesome.

Write an excerpt from your middle school diary.

Dear Diary, I'm in love with two boys on the pee wee football team I cheer for, my brother's friends, and the boy who sits next to me in health class. Girls are mean, and I just want to be in high school. Love, JoyAnna

Ideal drunk food:

Due to my typical, "I'm hungry" speech that occurs at least 10.5 times a drunken night, I'm going to have to say that there just aren't that many things that don't taste good after a few drinks.

You know that noise Tim "the Tool Man" Taylor makes on Home Improvement? Try and type it.

This might be a good time to admit that I have not seen quite that much Home Improvement, besides the momentary fascination with J.T.T. ...AuuugghhhUUHH?