Cute College Girls

Get to know Kala

Underwear choice:

Depends on what time it is. For day, you have to rock a thong, panty lines are not sexy. For the night, you have to have on some sexy boy shorts or something. Never know who might show up at your home, you have to stay nice even while you're sleeping.

What's the funniest thing in the world to you?

Sorority girls on campus all dressed up and then it starts pouring down rain. Best moments of my life. This whole southern school thing means EVERYONE and their grandma dresses up and wears heels to class, its so silly. So when they get up at 5 AM to do their hair and look like they're about to go clubbing walking to morning classes and it starts raining and they just start screaming and running I laugh my cute butt off. Love it. I'm vengeful.

Snuggling, spooning or butterfly kisses?

All three at the same time. I like being the big spoon though, I like the control.

Funniest sex term:

Queef. How is that not hilarious? In high school I knew a girl that could do it on command as a party trick.

What's the most awkward sexual experience you've ever had?

Well, last year my boyfriend at the time and I were just starting to date and we went on the cutest little dinner date and got some wine to drink and went to a party. Someone at that party saw me drinking the wine and put a roofie in it, and my boyfriend then chugged the rest of the bottle without knowing it. So long story short, I was in a very compromising position on top of him when he blacked out. Saddest night of my life. Amazingly we then fell in sweet love, so I guess it all works out.

If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?

Why would I want to be a butterfly!? I just learned most of those badboys don't live more than 2 weeks. I would love to be a cricket, just rolling around annoying people with my beautiful music.

Have you ever gotten/given a wedgie?

Funny you should ask that. I have never given one, I think that is just mean to do to another human being. But my ex came over the other night and dragged me across my floor for some reason, and I got the most monster wedgie of my life. It was so painful. Don't do that to people, it's just rude.

Do you have any tattoos? If not, what would you get?

I have two tattoos, my last name in Lithuanian on my finger (yes, I look like a convict now) and a dove behind my ear. But I will be honest, I really want just one really stupid tattoo like a flower on my butt or something. Just some extremely horrible drunken mistake. Possibly someone's name.

Have you ever ran away from a cop or campus police?

Ha! I have actually. Just some campus police. They caught us drinking in a frat house during row week and hunted us down. But luckily while we were walking downstairs to probably be arrested, my girlfriends top fell off and she was not wearing a bra and we got away with just a warning.

When a guy cries do you think he's weak?

Sort of. If I can make you cry continually,or you just cry over odd things, I start to just think you're a pretty weak little boy. If it is for some major reason or not that often, you can get away with it. Otherwise, I do not ever want to see you cry, its not manly. Crying is my job.