Cute College Girls

Get to know Meagan

Describe your perfect date.

Start off at the local bar, get a couple of beers. Then play beach soccer till the sun sets. Finish off by roasting marshmallows as the moon and stars begin to shine.

What's the funniest thing in the world to you?

I have a serious soft spot for cute little animals doing dumb things. That Hamster on a Piano video had me in stitches for days! Oh, and is it just me or do you find it hilarious when someone's stomach growls incredibly loud right when class gets super silent? Yeah, I thought so.

You have to choose one state in the U.S. to get rid of, which one?

I've been to 36 states, and the worst one that I've visited, by far, was Arizona. It was dry and hot, and I was surrounded by dirt the entire time. The roads were made out of dirt. The trees were made out of dirt. The houses were made out of dirt. The dirt was made out of dirt.

What's the fattest fat person food you like?

Cinnamon rolls. Mmmm. Geez those things are dangerous. I'll only eat one every 6 months or so, but DEAR HEAVENS they are a-m-a-z-i-n-g.

What's the TV show you're most embarrassed to admit you love?

Star Trek. The communicator hail is even set as my cell phone ring tone.

What is your dumper/dumpee ratio?

I've actually never had a boyfriend. I'm way too afraid of commitment. But I do fairly well in rejecting the horny, sweaty guys that try to dry-hump my leg on the dancefloor.

Do you think you could eat all of your own hair without barfing?

I seriously doubt that's even humanly possible.

What is the one thing you wish you could do better than anyone?

Be able to predict sports scores to a tee.

What was the last book you read?

Brave New World, by Aldous Huxley. I'm currently reading Notes From a Phobic Life, which is about a dude who is essentially afraid of everything and anything. It's actually kind of hysterical. I mean, who in this world is seriously afraid of death by eskimo kisses?!

How much more beautiful are you compared to other girls at your school?

Surprisingly, I'm not going to use this opportunity to toot my own horn. What I lack in physical appearance, I make up for in... spontaneity.