Cute College Girls

Get to know Jessica

What's the funniest thing in the world to you?

That Grape Lady video on YouTube (edit: CollegeHumor) is pretty funny, but I can't say off the top of my head what the funniest thing in the wooooorld is. That would require some research.

Would you rather have you back rubbed or your hair played with?

I would choose hair played with, but it really depends on the person. Some guys just seem creepy doing that, but a good back rub is always nice!

Do you fart?

No, actually. Cute girls are physically incapable of any offensive olfactory act.

Do your boobs have names? If so what are they?

Haha no they don't have names. I've never actually heard of a girl naming her boobs...we're not as narcissistic as guys about our body parts I guess. BTW why do you guys name everything? Is it territorial or something?

What's your favorite color (keeping in mind pink isn't a real color, it's just a gay red)?

That's ok, pink is gross. I'd probably say black. Black is just so classic and chic on everything. Clothes, sunglasses, heels... BMWs. I even picked my kitten because she was black!

Bars or clubs?

I used to like clubs better because you can just dance with your girls, but the music in clubs is always so loud you can't even hear anyone and there's always a bunch of ugly skeezers trying to grind up on your ass. So, yeah, I'd definitely prefer to go to a bar (like Dunderbak's in Tampa!!) and just enjoy a good beer and some live music...or any music that's not blowing my eardrums out.

Have you ever shot a gun?

Yes! I love shooting! It's so fun. I'm actually a pretty good shot even though I've only been to the shooting range a few times. I'd probably go more often if I owned a gun and knew someone that liked to go with me!

Guilty pleasure (not something lame like cookie dough):

When no one's home, I like to dance in my room to M.C. Luscious's Boom I Got Your Boyfriend, among other embarrassing songs to get caught dancing to. I'm not a good dancer either haha.

If you had to choose your last words right now:

THIS. IS. SPARTAAAA. haha just kiddiiiiiing. I'd probably express my apology to anyone I'd wronged and not made amends with (I realize that's a dangling preposition, but how else do you phrase that?) and tell my family I love them.

Most embarrassing moment:

When I was in first grade, I had a cold on the night of our class Christmas production, and while we were all sitting at our desks waiting for the program to start, I sneezed a huge green wad of snot on my desk. Everyone was looking at it, and this boy yelled, "EEEEWWW she barfed out her nose!!" It was truly disgusting and mortifying.