Cute College Girls

Get to know Nikki

If you were to dance, would you do it like no one was watching?

I would and I do.

Describe your perfect date.

The perfect date for me is a perfectly planned date that just goes horribly wrong. It's spontaneous and it makes it memorable.

What's your biggest fear that isn't something boring like spiders?

Mickey Mouse and small children. I don't really have an explanation as to why Mickey Mouse is horribly freaky to me. He's just always terrified me, but as for children, I took the red eye flight back from LA once and fell asleep. I woke up to turbulence, and the kid sitting next to me had taken out his life vest and was blowing into it. I freaked out. This is one of the many reasons why small children terrify me. On that note, pregnant woman are scary too. They're very emotional and their belly buttons stick out. Gross.

If the two short sides of a right triangle are three and four what is the length of the longest side?

I know this! FIVE!

You have to pitch a completely original show to a huge network. Go.

An emotional dramatic series. "Puffy the Blunt Slayer". A religious person moves to the ghetto and tries to eliminate all drugs while simultaneously giving into peer pressure and becoming a deranged drug dealer. At this point our main character hits a lifetime low, but regains his determination and strength by joining forces with a crack whore who helps him find who he truely is without the cocaine. Puffy would need to be played by Samuel L Jackson.

If the moon became an independent nation what do you think would be a good name for the moon country?

I would definitely name it Colony of Lunatics. It's the moon, anything goes.

If we all had novelty gravestones, what would yours say?

I've fallen and I can't get up.

Hidden talent:

I can't lick my own elbows, but I can lick other people's elbows. Does that count?

Do you wipe standing up or sitting down? And to follow up, do you scrunch or fold your TP?

Well it depends on the circumstances.. Toilet, no toilet. Generally I prefer the sitting down method, but when you go camping, you don't really have much choice. No time for folding, I scrunch for sure.

Why is that one girlfriend from high school such a stupid bitch now who you hate?

She ate my science project freshman year. which means she ate my grade. Grades in HS are your life. So she ruined my life. So she's a stupid betch and a life ruiner.