Kayla from Black River Falls, WI
School: Madison Area Technical College Year: Sophomore Major: Liberal Arts
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Funniest sex term:
Like any term? As gross as it is? I cringe and yet still laugh if ever anyone says the word "Twat" like really how fucking disgusting is that word!?
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What is your favorite superhero movie?
The Dark Knight... not so much for the "superhero" aspect... more so for the really rad villain aspect. I didn't think Heath had chance competing with Jack Nicholson for the best Joker but I think he basically stole the show.
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You have to pitch a completely original show to a huge network. Go.
I think there should be a show about people's weird fetishes. I used to work at a porn shop the summer before college (really good pay, close to home and lets face it, pretty entertaining) and the things that people are into have never ceased to amaze me. Anything from shoes to bondage (shockingly those are the more normal ones) to pregnant women or midgets, or latex outfits or wearing their girlfriends' underwear. I always wanted to ask these people why and just get an inside perspective on it. Soooo, yeah. That's what my completely original show would be about, weird things that turn people on and why?
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What's the fattest fat person food you like?
Usually I don't like to eat really fatty food BUT I make exceptions for Burger King. I'm addicted to Whoppers.
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What's something all your past boyfriends have had in common?
Brown Eyes and They were losers. If they weren't, I wouldn't have broken up with them, now, would I?
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Define all the bases.
You know what, to be real honest with you, I'm not sure I know what they are. I suppose I could guess, but lets just save the embarrassment. Girls don't talk in terms of bases anyway, It would definitely take a man to come up with a baseball metaphor for the sex stages of a relationship.
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Worst/best Truth or Dare?
Truth or Dare is a terrible game. Either way people screw you over. If you pick truth you are forced to reveal this big dark secret that everyone will spread all over, and if you pick dare you are to make a fool out of yourself for everyone else's entertainment. I think the best dare I've ever seen is when me and a girlfriend of mine dared our other friend to drink a smoothie of my design. I went into my fridge and grabbed every random food item I could find and blended it all together with ice cubes. It included things like Gold Fish Crackers, pickle juice, mustard, ice cream, jalapenos and Spaghettio's. Poor girl drank it down and we've made fun of her ever since.
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What was your first ever screenname? You don't have to say it if you still use it.
shorty415. Before the term "shorty" meant anything cool... I'm a little girl, I thought it was suiting.
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Most embarrassing moment:
Oh man, and I have to pick only one!? Okay, in Spanish class in high school I was giving a presentation in a denim skirt I had bought that weekend and I perched on a stool that was too tall for me. Getting off of the stool when I was done, my skirt hem caught the edge of the stool and lifted up leaving everyone in the class to see my booty shorts. Yes. Severely embarrassing, there are people who still to this day will not let that go.
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What's the most awkward thing you've ever said to a professor?
I don't know of anything I''ve ever said in a class that would make it awkward. A lot of wrong math answers, haha, but nothing serious.