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Get to know Alex

What's your REAL hair color?

A somewhat boring brown.

How do you get to the highway from here?

If you want one of those wimpy, two-directional "highways", just go down the driveway. If you want a real freeway, turn right, drive a while, then take that obnoxiously hard to find ramp by the bridge.

Weirdest dream:

I was the mayor of My Little Pony land, and we all had to age by stepping inside a giant beam of light, but one pony got left behind, and as mayor, I had to deal with it. But all the now-teenager ponies wanted to do was go surfing, the bitches.

What do you get on your pizza?

Ham and pineapple. And then I take the ham, pineapple, and cheese off and eat it separately.

Boxers or briefs? Why?

On guys? Boxers. Briefs get all saggy and diaper-butt-y. Ick. Plus, and I hate to break it to you guys, the tops of your thighs aren't usually your best features.

Worst injury:

I'm pretty good at getting plenty of scrapes and bruises without actually seriously injuring myself. That said, I'm going to have to go with the time I accidentally kicked the vacuum cleaner and broke my pinky toe.

Have you ever seen your parents naked?

Not since I was very, very young.

When was the last time you spit?

Last night I tried to take a drink of water while laughing and spat it all over the place. Does that count?

Explain the different forms of to, two and too all in the same sentence:

"Two" has a w, and "too" is greedy with the o's.

What's your greatest asset?

Hehe, "ass"et.