Cute College Girls

Get to know Jessica

Worst state in the union:

Minnesota. People from Minnesota have the most annoying accents ever. Just go get annexed by Canada already.

Last movie you saw:

I watched Fight Club last night. It is one of my favorite movies of all time. I love that it is't actually just a movie about guys beating the crap out of each other but its really a very artistic film protesting society's reliance on consumerism, as well as highlighting the fragility of the human mind. And Brad Pitt is gorgeous.

Snuggling, spooning or butterfly kisses?

I'm all about some spooning. If I be the little spoon will you be the big spoon?

Most awkward sex move:

By far the most awkward sex move is asking the question is "Should I get a condom?" It's like asking "so are we going to do it or what?" If you have to ask, the answer is always no.

What is the earliest time of day you're ever started drinking and why?

That would have to be the 11 am NCSU vs. Carolina (we won). I started at 8 am, but I don't know if that really counts since I was still drunk from the night before.

Do your boobs have names? If so what are they?

They're more often referred to as a collective unit: the girls, the ladies, the money-makers, etc...

When you use public restrooms do you hover over the toilet?

That is possibly the weirdest question I have ever been asked. Well, since hovering requires balance and I don't have any of that, I'm more of a "makeshift a seat cover out of toilet paper kind of girl." Gotta be sanitary.

Ideal drunk food:

2 words: Cook Out. I'm not talking about a back yard bbq. I'm talking about a restaurant with no indoor seating, 2 drive thrus, ridiculously cheap food, and like 900 different milkshake combinations. Oh, and did I mention that it's open til 4 am every night? The best thing about Cook Out, however, is that every time you go you're guaranteed to see people you know that are just as drunk as you are and probably making a fool of themselves trying to order a Cook Out tray.

What's worse, an annoying laugh or a really loud snore?

Oh that's a toughie. I'd say a loud snore is worse because I'm pretty sure people wouldn't appreciate stuff being thrown at them, shoved up their nose while they slept, which is probably how I would exact my revenge on them for depriving me of sleep.

What's the most uncomfortable move a guy has ever made on you?

The most uncomfortable move a guy has ever made on me would have to be when the little boy I was babysitting asked me to take my shirt off. Needless to say I said no. I can't see that working for a guy at any age actually.