Cody from Herrin, IL
School: University of Illinois Year: Sophomore Major: Advertising
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What's your beauty secret?
Have lots of sex. It gives you a nice flush in your cheeks and big, sexy hair. Oh, and make sure to be on top a lot. That way, you're burning lots of calories. OH, and you can't get pregnant if you're on top. Duh, everybody knows that.
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What's the most embarrassing song you know all the words to?
Oh probably some silly Weird Al Yankovic Song. Like Amish Paradise or that one about the Jerry Springer Show. I also know a lot of cartoon theme songs like CatDog and Spongebob Squarepants... even though I make a lot of dirty jokes and talk about porn and sex a lot, I'm still just a little kid at heart.
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What is your favorite jerky and why?
I'm a vegetarian. But I've had vegetarian jerky and it was DE-LISH! Don't judge me just because I don't eat animals- it's not a health thing (even though it's healthy) or a yuppie thing (even though it is trendy-I've been doing it for 13 years), I just think it's gross to eat dead rotting bloody things.
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If the moon became an independent nation what do you think would be a good name for the moon country?
What kind of question is this? I need to go smoke before I can come up with a good answer to this one... hm... I would probably name the Moon Country Princess Kitty Unicorn Land. It just has a nice ring to it.
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What's something all your past boyfriends have had in common?
They're all scumbags. Haha, just kidding. Ummm I've never been cheated on... they never cheat. I'm just too good at satisfying the guy I'm with for them to need to cheat on me I guess. :-P
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If you had to choose your last words right now:
"And with my one last dying breath, I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt...." I love those lyrics. But in all seriousness just enjoy life, because life is just too short to sweat the small things. And watch lots of porn and get off at least once a day... It's just healthy and makes you happy. Trust me :-)
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Who is, in your opinion, the sexiest woman alive? Would you make out with her?
I'm a HUGE Megan Fox fan. I'd be HONORED if she'd make-out with me!
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What's your favorite Eleanor Roosevelt quotation?
Not gonna lie. I had to Google "Eleanor Roosevelt quotes" and after sifting through about 80 of them I decided on this: "Do what you feel in your heart to be right- for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't." -E.R. I'm a firm believer in following your heart and although sometimes that gets me in trouble and definitely gets me hurt, I wouldn't change a thing about that theory.
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First CD ever bought?
N'Sync was the first CD I got as a gift. I've never bought a CD for myself... I'm too bad at losing things or just ruining them... And I just figure I can always steal music off the internet nowadays if I really want to.
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What's the last lie you were caught in?
Hm... I'm really good at not getting caught, and if I were to admit to the last lie right here then THAT would be the last lie I would get caught in. Get it? Lol.
