What are some pick up lines that work? What definitely doesn't work?
The best pickup lines are the simple ones like "Hey, can I buy you a drink cutie?" or "Hey, we should hangout again. Can I give you a call sometime?" One time in Delaware, me and my friends went to some hillbilly bar just to ride a mechanical bull and some old guy with a mullet and combat boots came up to me and said "The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue." That has to be the worst pick up line I have ever/will ever get.
Tell us an original joke.
If girls with bug boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work at? IHOP!
How do you get to the highway from here?
Honestly, I have no idea. My sense of direction is horrible and I have to mapquest EVERYTHING!
Snuggling, spooning or butterfly kisses?
Spooning! Who gives butterfly kisses?
Have you ever voted for President? For American Idol?
Yep, I was able to vote for president this past election and I voted for McCain. I wore my "NO-BAMA" the day of election but it didn't seem to help. Obama's cool though. He can hang. And as for American Idol, I've never voted. I only watch the auditions and the finale.
Geekiest thing about you:
Video games are my guilty pleasure. My faves are Fifa, Halo, Skate, Dance Dance Revolution, and Sonic the Hedgehog. I'm also still a huge fan of Hanson (the guys who sing "Mmbop"). I joined their fan club 9 years ago and I am still a member.
Ideal drunk food:
Chinese take-out. Nothing like chicken fried rice after a few 40s.
What's the girliest thing you've ever seen a guy do in person?
Some random guy at a club imitated the "Single Ladies" dance that Beyonce does in her video and actually did it BETTER than Beyonce herself. And after he was done he pulled up his pants so his black thong wasn't sticking out of his sparkly silver pants anymore.
Do you ever just look at yourself naked in the mirror?
DUH every girl does.
What was the last book you read?
"Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea" by Chelsea Handler. This is actually the funniest book I have ever read. If you love alcohol, parties, cursing, sarcasm, and mexican midgets then this book is for you. Chelsea Handler is my idol.
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