Cute College Girls

Get to know Missy Joy

What's the funniest thing in the world to you?

That's hard! I don't know, stupid stuff. Inside jokes with friends, Pixar movies, silly voices and noises, kids that say and do inappropriate things without knowing it, and jokes with my family.

What's the worst movie you ever paid to see in theaters?

Extract. Not that bad, but also not that good.

Is it ever okay for the girl to be the big spoon?

Maybe, but I'm pretty sure both the guy and the girl get nothing out of it. As a tall girl, I have a strict rule of only spooning with guys that are tall enough to be the big spoon in the first place. I'm always cold, too, so I need the warmth of a big spoon!

If the two short sides of a right triangle are three and four what is the length of the longest side?

Uhhhh I'm a History major, but the answer is 5. I think.

What is the earliest time of day you're ever started drinking and why?

10:00 AM margaritas for UCSB's Floatopia 2009 - epic! Beach party with 12,000 of your closest fellow UCSB students all bikini and boardshort clad, and completely hammered, and floating in the ocean! If you don't know what it is, YouTube it.

If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?

This question sucks but I'm going to go with a Ladybug. Everyone likes them! And they're lucky.

Pet peeve:

When I'm driving from some place that I'm familiar with, to another one that I'm familiar with, but somehow stop for gas or food on the way and get all disoriented and lost! And when I'm driving and STARVING and can't find a Starbucks!

If you were stuck on a deserted island what 3 things would you bring?

Assuming that we will be found SOON - a deck of cards, someone nice to look at, and some tequila. It's just like an extended vacation! We'd survive.

If you could live in any fantasy world, which one would it be and why?

I would much rather go back in time, does that count? It would nice to live in 18th century England in a country manor with horses and land and dogs and... tea. Jane Austin style scandal and romance included, of course. I'm a history nerd.

What would it take for you to shave your head right now? Answer in something other than money.

Again, time travel ability would be pretty sweet. I'm very attached to my long locks, so it would have to be a reallyyy good cause or reward. I did cut 18'' off my senior year of high school for charity, though! Totally worth it.