Cute College Girls

Get to know Angelica

What's worse on a guy, yellow teeth or BO?

BO is worse because when you close your eyes it doesn't go away. Oh god make it stop! Farts are all right, though. We're tight like that.

What's the fattest fat person food you like?

CHEESY tots! They're small and cheesy and greasy. (Have you seen the greasy footprint they leave in your BK tray?)I just love the little cheesy tots. I love 'em good.

Zack or Slater?

I think you spelled Sylar wrong. Oh wait, you're talking about Saved by the Bell. You're clever, you. Anyways, I guess Zach until the college years. He turned ugly by then.

Dream job:

Demon hunter/trucker. Fudge yeah! As a demon hunter/trucker I can run over demons and the hooligans that love them.

How many Twinkies could you eat?

Twinkies are for pussies. Ho-Ho's all the way bitch! But I'd have to say around 20... in a row.

What part of your body do you hate?

Toes. I hate everybody's toes. I want to go around and chop all them toes. Make a nice toe necklace. But seriously, watch yourself.

Have you ever hooked up with someone directly because of Facebook? Explain.

No, but I did on Myspace (I know, who still uses that, right?). We've been going out for almost 4 years now. I taught him how to beg for food.

Do you ever just look at yourself naked in the mirror?

What girl doesn't? I mean, come on, we have boobs. And you don't. HA, in yo face anatomically correct bitchnut.

Who is your favorite Ninja Turtle?

Chuck Norris. He ate a turtle whole and when he crapped it out, it was six feet tall and had learned karate. True story, I saw it on wikipedia and 20/20.

Straight up, what's the scariest color?

Orange. He'll shank you in your sleep. He's crazy like that. And what's up with nothing rhyming with it? WHY? THE MADNESS! Is it some nefarious plot to undermine the English language?