I think anything with silly names like 'Wounded Cattle' or 'The Angry Bee' would be bad. Whoever wrote the Kama Sutra should have made things sound more appealing.

I can't stand Nickelback, but for some reason I know all the words to the song that goes: "Never made it as a wise man, couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing."

I don't really drink. I might be lame or it may just make it easier for aliens to abduct me.

On the lips. One time we went hookah-ing at OSU and people met up with us. This girl there had a suspicious one on her mouth and when I noticed, I went to the bathroom, washed my mouth and gargled.

Backstreet Boys - Larger Than Life. Second to that would be I Want It That Way, but that's the extent of my 90's boy band collection.

My first kiss was in ninth grade, lame right? No comment on the rest.

Nope! I'm a good worker.

Definitely. I love being outdoors and I'm pretty low maintenance when I want to be. Plus, I read My Side of the Mountain in sixth grade.

I think most girls' would say rejection, but as for me, I'm terrified of heights and being abducted by aliens. I live in the country on a seventy acre farm. That's totally where stuff like that happens. When I was really young, my dad and brother would always watch alien autopsies and X-Files and I think that ruined me.

I can't think of anything, but I can do something cool that I've never heard anyone else do: I can whistle through my nose. It's an A sharp and it's pretty loud. I think I have a deviated septum.