What's the funniest thing in the world to you?
I attend school across the river in MN but live and have grown up around Fargo, North Dakota. When I travel, people ask me how it is living in ND and if it's like the movie Fargo. I usually say that we don't have access to any internet except dial-up at schools and work, the temperature does not exceed 32 degrees, my neighbor died after being shoved into a woodchipper, and other extreme things. Everyone totally believes me and always are in complete shock. But then I tell them we have a $700M budget surplus and were the only state adding jobs during the recession and they don't believe me. The things people believe.
Boxers or briefs? Why?
I like to see a man in boxer briefs. This stems from my experience of seeing my first boyfriend wearing briefs and being totally freaked out. He looked like a skinny girl in grandma panties.
Have you ever gotten/given a wedgie?
I was once given a wedgie that ripped my thong in half. After that traumatic experience, I could never deliver someone so much pain.
Who would win in a fight: Batman or Superman?
Batman, hands down. His voice is deeper and I dislike the overuse of Superman symbols used by guys to make themselves look tough.
How many pounds is "fat" to a girl?
I don't ever want to hear a girl say the word "fat" when referring to herself. I know you're digging for compliments, but I'm not going to put up with your bullshit.
Do you collect anything?
I have a fine collection of alcohol, junk food, and student loan debt.
What do you think is Abraham Lincoln's sexiest quality?
He was tall, right? I like a tall man.
What's the thing that makes you laugh every time you see it?
Adrian Peterson fumble. As a huge LaDainian Tomlinson fan, it humors me to see AP lose more fumbles in 3 years than LT has in his whole career. I may be one of the few non Minnesota Vikings fans in the area, and watching them fail brings me true pleasure.
What's your favorite Salman Rushdie novel?
The only type of books that can be found in my home are textbooks and a few sports biographies. I am, afterall, only a college student!
What's the least attractive piece of clothing you own?
My most unattractive piece of clothing, if you could consider it that, is a dance costume from my high school days. A sequined body suit with a hood that was made to look like a giant lizard.
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