Alaina from Fargo, ND
School: Minnesota State University Moorhead Year: Senior Major: Health Service Admin
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What's the funniest thing in the world to you?
I attend school across the river in MN but live and have grown up around Fargo, North Dakota. When I travel, people ask me how it is living in ND and if it's like the movie Fargo. I usually say that we don't have access to any internet except dial-up at schools and work, the temperature does not exceed 32 degrees, my neighbor died after being shoved into a woodchipper, and other extreme things. Everyone totally believes me and always are in complete shock. But then I tell them we have a $700M budget surplus and were the only state adding jobs during the recession and they don't believe me. The things people believe.
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Boxers or briefs? Why?
I like to see a man in boxer briefs. This stems from my experience of seeing my first boyfriend wearing briefs and being totally freaked out. He looked like a skinny girl in grandma panties.
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Have you ever gotten/given a wedgie?
I was once given a wedgie that ripped my thong in half. After that traumatic experience, I could never deliver someone so much pain.
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Who would win in a fight: Batman or Superman?
Batman, hands down. His voice is deeper and I dislike the overuse of Superman symbols used by guys to make themselves look tough.
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How many pounds is "fat" to a girl?
I don't ever want to hear a girl say the word "fat" when referring to herself. I know you're digging for compliments, but I'm not going to put up with your bullshit.
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Do you collect anything?
I have a fine collection of alcohol, junk food, and student loan debt.
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What do you think is Abraham Lincoln's sexiest quality?
He was tall, right? I like a tall man.
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What's the thing that makes you laugh every time you see it?
Adrian Peterson fumble. As a huge LaDainian Tomlinson fan, it humors me to see AP lose more fumbles in 3 years than LT has in his whole career. I may be one of the few non Minnesota Vikings fans in the area, and watching them fail brings me true pleasure.
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What's your favorite Salman Rushdie novel?
The only type of books that can be found in my home are textbooks and a few sports biographies. I am, afterall, only a college student!
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What's the least attractive piece of clothing you own?
My most unattractive piece of clothing, if you could consider it that, is a dance costume from my high school days. A sequined body suit with a hood that was made to look like a giant lizard.