Cute College Girls

Get to know Sage

If you were to dance, would you do it like no one was watching?

For sure! It wouldn't be pretty, I'm about as graceful as a koala on rollerblades, but I love to dance.

Define "antithetical". Don't cheat.

I know this word for two reasons: I took Freshman College Comp last year and the professor was nuts about having a clear and strong thesis and also I'm a total nerd and took a year of Latin one summer. So, it basically means the exact opposite or being super opposed to something. I think. Or maybe I just made a fool of myself.

Mac or PC?

PC? I've always wanted to be a Mac girl, but when it comes down to it, I'm just not very familiar with them. It inhibits my usage.

Come up with a raunchy color name for a new Crayola crayon.

I absolutely hate Mayonnaise. The thought of it distorts my face and makes me think of the Bog of Eternal Stench, babies, American Eagle and other gross things. So I'll have to go with a Mainly Mayonnaise Yellow.

Have you ever seen your parents naked?

I don't want to talk about it.

Name all 4 Ninja Turtles, their master, then your favorite turtle and why.

Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo and Master Splinter. Michelangelo is my favorite because he wears red and is the funniest. Also, he looks the most badass out of all the Turtles on my TMNT blanket.

Write an excerpt from your middle school diary.

I never kept a diary in middle school. I was too busy being awesome! But when I was super young I got an All About Me book for Christmas and I filled in some things from that. (I was less awesome then) Anyways, here's a couple of endearing tidbits from that: What do you think are the three main problems in the world? 1. Mom won't let me have bubble gum. 2. People don't read good books. 3. Kids can't fly planes. 4. (I obviously couldn't count) I think sometimes the world is upside down because it rotates on its axis and that makes people crabby. When you are sick what makes you feel better? Kisses and Calvin and Hobbes and my doll and my troll music and my best friend Ian. If you could be called by any name other than the one you have, what name would you choose for yourself and why? Wendy, because it's normal, and I like Peter Pan.

Current ringtone:

My Name is Jonas by Weezer.. because it's an awesome song. And the only one I'm REALLY good at on Guitar Hero III.

Most embarrassing moment:

Everyone knows I'm casual cool and never embarrass myself. Ok, you caught me, that's not true at all. I live in Minnesota, so the winters here are brutal. Last winter the sidewalk outside my school was completely coated with about an inch of ice. You could have skated on it. The school building is on a hill, so the sidewalk slopes up the hill. After class I had to walk up it to get to the parking lot. I made it to the top of the hill without incident, but then realized I had forgotten my keys inside. So I turned around to go back. Long story short, I slipped and slid on my butt all the way to the base of the hill. There wasn't anyone leaving the building who didn't witness my 100 yard, glorious biff.

When are you going to tell your parents you're on birth control? They have a right to know, they raised you for God's sake!

Don't you mean when am I going to tell them I STOPPED taking birth control and now I'm pregnant!? Ahahah.. just kidding mom. p.s. Why are you reading College Humor?