Tell us an original joke.
One day when I was bored, I was on collegehumor.com. I saw a cute college girl section , and thought to myself, "Hey, I am in college, and I am kinda cute, and I LOVE free T-Shirts. So why not give it a try?" Lo and behold, I get selected, and get a free T! Amazing, huh? I guess that wasn't a very good joke. So how about this: Why didn't the seagull fly under the bay? Because then it would be a baygull! Get it! Like bagel. You know? Uhhh.
Would you rather have you back rubbed or your hair played with?
Funny you should ask, because once I conned my boyfriend into rubbing my back when I was tired by saying, "Will you rub my back... my ex boyfriend used to." But hey, that's not manipulative, is it?
What is your favorite superhero movie?
Does the Notebook count as a superhero movie? Because if you think about it, he is every girl's hero, and incredibly hot! Smooth moves and looks, hero by my definition!
Breast implants, for or against?
I'm not partial either way, really. But who has the money for that anyways. Big boobs would just get in the way, not that I'll ever know.
Most embarrassing song on your itunes:
Hmmm, now that is quite a broad selection to choose from considering my itunes collection. Truthfully, there is the hordes of N'Sync, Backstreet Boys, and 98 Degrees on it. I would be lying to you if I said that I never have cranked the speakers and jammed to them when I am home alone. Come on, who doesn't love boy bands? Right guys!? Right?
Most embarrassing moment:
So for my apartment, I bought a brand new refrigerator from Best Buy! This hunk of metal was the real deal. It had automatic lights, a little touch screen on the front, everything. So after having it delivered while I was away on vacation, I got home to my new fridge! My friends from college who have a pick up went and got it for me, and said they would set it up and get it all working. So when I got home, the first thing I did was go buy mounds of groceries to stock it up with. When I unloaded all of them, it then occurred to me that it wasn't very cold in there, in fact, it wasn't even on at all! So after going through the manual for 30 minutes, I got nowhere, so I called Best Buy and explained the problem. They had a guy out the next day, and after examining the scene, he looked behind it and said, "Ma'am, it helps if you plug it in." Hahaha whoops.
What part of your body do you hate?
Oh goodness, where to begin. Okay my cheeks are gigantic! They always look like I have gumballs in them, my torso is short and I wish it was longer so I would look skinnier. I think it would help if I was a little taller since I am only 5'1''. So, yeah, I wish I was a little taller. On top of that, I wish my eyelashes were longer as well, and before I really get rolling, I just better leave it at that.
What's the grossest habit you have?
Come on, girls don't have gross habits! None whatsoever! Who made this question? No, I don't have a problem or disgusting habit with putting a little bit of ranch dressing on top of my frosted flakes in the morning? That's just not me. Okay, yeah, that is pretty gross, but delicious! Don't knock it till ya try it!
If you could look exactly like one celebrity, who would it be?
I would look like Jennifer Aniston! Talk about gorgeous! Perfect legs, hair, skin, perfect, well everything! A close runner up would have to be Kim Kardashian, she is pretty hot.
Supposing they aren't fugly, is there anything anyone could say to you that would automatically get you to hook up with them?
Well I am pretty picky, I usually have to get to know someone, but I have a specific criteria! They have to play the guitar, have dark hair and blue eyes, have nice teeth, be funny, and not overweight! That's not to much to ask, is it? Didn't think so!
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